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Eurovision Song Contest 

The Eurovision Song Contest is the best competition out there. Many European countries and Australia compete in it hoping to win. The winning country gets to host the contest somewhere in their country. The most successful countries in Eurovision are Sweden, Ukraine and Italy. If you haven’t heard about the Eurovision Song Contest, then you live under a rock
Cannot wait for the Eurovision Song Contest this year from May 9-13. Good luck Norway 🇳🇴

Eurovision Song Contest 

Song contest held every single year in Europe. There is what as called The Big 6, The UK, France, Germany, Italy, Spain and the hosting country, these 6 automatically qualify for the Grand Finale, all the other countries however, have to qualify through the semi-finale.

It is a very political contest as The United Kingdom consistently finishes in the bottom 5 and Greece and Cyprus will religiously give each other the full 12pts every single time, the votes from these two countries, are very predictable. There is also the Nordic friendship with Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Iceland, generally supporting each other. Malta will often vote for Italy and occasionally the UK. Azerbaijan and Armenia just simply don't really vote for each other as well due to political tension.

In Tel Aviv politcalness seemed to be the theme of the night with Iceland's group holding up Palestine flags after receiving their votes, and Madonna did a similar thing as well in the the break between the contest and voting session.

This year (2019), The Netherlands🇳🇱 won with Duncan Laurence's song 'Arcade' in Tel Aviv, Israel 🇮🇱. This means, The Netherlands 🇳🇱 will host the 2020 event and will automatically qualify.
"Do you want to watch Eurovision SONG Contest tonight?"

eurovision song contest 

Song competition between European countries and Australia (WTF?!).
Was meant to bring Europe closer together and is now the main reason why we hate each other.
Best European invention ever.
Europe lets Australia participate at the Eurovision Song Contest, but not America. Why? Well, because we hate you, America.

Eurovision fan

There are few types of Eurovision fans:
1. Drama queen- Fan who is following Eurovision song contest (musical-political contest which is held annually in Europe) and also national selections for ESC of every country in Europe, usually peaceful introverted person who becomes hysterically obsessed and easily triggered drama queen during February-May every year.

Recognized by red eyes because of non sleeping since he watched 3rd round of selections in Lithuania last night, freaking out if live stream is not working, hysterical if he's favourite didn't win national selection, making own top lists, using of exaggerated expressions for lame songs and mediocre singers, such as ''queen, slay, bop'', as well as expressions ''it's my 5th place'' (as if anyone cares about that), tbh, just saying, hater, amazing, it will flop, it will surprise, throwing shade, realness, mark my words, etc.
2. Nationalist- cheering only for songs from their country and bashing others, arguing and trolling online, often connected with hate speech. When their song don't qualify it is always because of politics and conspiracy theories.

3. Eurovision fan- minority, enjoying contest and music, connect with annually slogans such as ''come together, celebrate diversity, building bridges''etc., idealistically believe that Eurovision is all about that.
Drama queen: I can't believe that (person X) didn't win national selection, that (person Y) will be disaster, mark my words! What they were thinking!
Nationalist 1: As if (country X) ever send any good songs, they should be lucky that their crap country is even in this contest!
Nationalist 2 (to Nationalist 1): You must be idiot from (country Y), I can smell you from miles away, can't wait to watch you cry when we qualify!
Eurovision fan: Guys, can we just, please, enjoy the contest?

eurovision 2022 

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SPAIN 🇪🇸 WINNER OF EUROVISION 2022

Eurovision Depression 

An experience that nearly every Eurovision fan goes through. They usually go through this from the end of the Eurovision Song Contest to either Early September or Mid-December. This has basically become a yearly tradition within the Eurofandom and has caused some very shocking results on twitter
Person 1: Where's Millie?
Person 2: She's depressed because she doesn't have anything to fulfil her sadness from the end of the Eurovision season. The Eurovision depression is getting to her head.