Dyson

A straight Hooper that GETS BUCKETS💯

People need to be more like Dyson

by A buck May 16, 2019

Dysoning

The act of providing oral copulation services greater or equal to those provided by a Dyson vacuum cleaner.

Wow, look at her go - she's Dysoning him like a champ!

by TheChelmoDysonator September 22, 2014

Dysonism

To own everyone in a mad suicide rush.

'CHARGE! For Dysonism!!'

by Dysonism August 26, 2006

DYSONED

giving yourself a hickey with a vacuum.

i was vacuuming my couch and the my boyfriend ran in and Dysoned my neck .

computer nerd Dysoned his own neck to make everyone believe he had a girlfriend.

by chato7411 May 18, 2010

dyson

A situation that sucks so much, it never loses suction.

Work is a dyson - "work really sucks".

What a dyson - "a person who is really rotten".

by acland March 18, 2009

dyson

Dyson is fucking brilliant, particularly the type of Dyson known as Adam Dyson. Dyson is the best.

Dyson is so fucking brilliant.

by definitely not Dyson June 15, 2004

dyson

a person known as adam dyson, he is the example and the person whom this type of person is named after. a dyson is a freak with no friends, he must have a wierd hairstyle and a small penis, the person must be of male gender

hes got a dyson following him, he's such a dyson, you see him hes a dyson; what a freak

by bob April 8, 2004