A dusty crystal is a slang term commonly used to describe a rare sexual experience involving narcotics, specifically crystal meth. The man first inserts some amount of crystal meth into a woman's anus (the amount depends on both the thrill desired and the inner diameter of the woman's anus). After a satisfactory amount of crystal meth is inserted, ie there is no leakage, the man sits behind the woman, with his face very close to the woman's buttocks. Once the man is ready, the woman violently induces flatulance and the man inhales deeply through his nose, intaking all the previously inserted crystal meth and any other gases.
Hooker: "Hey baby, want some company tonight?"
Man:"How much for a Dusty Crystal?"
Hooker:"What's that?"
Man:"How much for a Dusty Crystal?"
Hooker:"What's that?"
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A very popular game with today's generation of kids. it tells the story of a struggling cop named Carl as he try's to solve the case of who is the real Slim Shady?Carl then gets him self in lots of trouble along the way such as running in to the line at KFC, as well as bumping in to his old mischievous friend Sir Lord Thomas Clifford Birtwistle NBE and OBE who is famous for smuggling in monkeys Carl has to arrest him as well but things don't go quite as planned. It is a very emotional and deep game which really appeals to those who enjoy games on crime, and also those who wish to have an insight to the life of a black cop.
Fred: What game you playing there Bob?
Bob: Carl on duty black cops.
Fred: Don't you mean Call Of Duty Black Ops?
Bob: No........
Fred: ..........
Bob: ..........
Bob: Carl on duty black cops.
Fred: Don't you mean Call Of Duty Black Ops?
Bob: No........
Fred: ..........
Bob: ..........
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It was Bucks lucky day! There was only one gas station in 100 miles and he had to take the worst dump. He ran into the bathroom and pooped so quickly he didn't happen to notice the toilet paper was all gone. Luckily he had shoved a duty dollar in the front of his overalls in the pocket after getting a fish sandwich from the previous gas station.
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Man I still have a smell of asshole in my nose from performing that dusty puerto rican on handy Mandy last night.
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Caleb: "Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust! Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust! Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust!"
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