dusted monkey

being so high that you can barely function and tweaking out.

I was just with him before. He's dusted monkey!

by ZachMUT January 17, 2017

Aqua dusted

The act of farting underwater and allowing the bubble to burst in someone's face.

Levi aqua dusted himself in the hot tub yesterday.

by tadamsav April 28, 2021

brain duster

A strike with the hand, usually the palm, against the back of someone's head. It is used to get the attention of the victim, especially for disciplinary purposes.
When properly executed, a brain duster causes no damage and little to no lasting pain, but does immediately capture the target's attention.

The boy was throwing a tantrum in the middle of the grocery store, so his mother gave him a brain duster and told him to behave.

by katboh October 12, 2005

cunt duster

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a woman who has not had sex in a while. As in, dusting hypothetic cobwebs from an unused cunt.

'Tarquin shagged the Queen? Shit, what a cunt duster.'

by Swift January 7, 2005

Dustie

A southern gal with an attractive smile. She has many guy friends and can be a superb wing-man. She makes you fall in love with her personality and is always ready for fun however; she can be scary when you make her angry Men know to respect her and if they don't, they learn quickly.

Dustie sure can throw a punch.

by ohyeah_juice December 1, 2011

Surrogate crop duster

When you fart on a victim and they unknowingly walk past others with the stinch of your bowels.

I farted on my 2 year old and he ran to his mother. And she cringed at the smell' thinking he shat him self. Hence the surrogate crop duster.

by Plumbsavvy November 18, 2013

crop dusted

unleashing an unbarable fart on an unsuspecting civilian

Kumar crop dusted on a kid at Blockbuster's that caused the kid to suffocate.

by Arex Troy January 14, 2008