Durf

Someone that is tall stupid and a hoe

damn why is she such a fucking durf

by Alex Congers November 26, 2010

durf

Durf was once used most commonly for a code name in rap songs about drugs .

Never, ever once
Have you ran with the turf
Yet in every verse you claim
You used to do the durf
But tell me who's a witness
To your fu*king work

by igiveup. March 3, 2009

DURF

Acroynm for: Dumb Ugly Retarded Female

Usually blonde chicks who aren't smart and are hideous.

Here comes the DURF. Shit, hide.

by Bert J June 20, 2008

Durf

A bent or curved penis that has become that way due to excessive masturbation.

Jim: "I think I need to cut down on jerking off"

Will: "Dude, same here, I'm starting to get a durf."

by (olton June 26, 2009

durf

a bent wiener.

the fat chick gave me a durf.

by nathan November 10, 2003

durf

one who acts without regard to common sense.

Steve is such a durf.

by Durf December 28, 2005

durfing

V. The act of combining the activity of taking a dump and surfing the internet simutaneously, most commonly by using a wireless connection.

dude i poped a huge bloodwood while durfing the nizzet

by tron July 29, 2004