JONODE's definitions

Smegmites

Something to call a group of two or more people whom you believe that their entire bodies and souls to be comprised of smegma.

The people of the Westboro Baptist Church are a bunch of smegmites.

by Jonode December 31, 2012

drurfing

Drunken internet surfing.

"I left the bar, then stayed up all night drurfing on facebook, and somehow I messaged three of my exes."

"I just got 17 copies of Stephen Colbert's book and a beer bong in the mail, I must have been drurfing on amazon again."

by JONODE June 20, 2011

deadliest catch

a horrible STD that can ultimately kill you.

I know that AIDS can kill you, but I honestly think that syphilis is the deadliest catch.

by JONODE July 9, 2011