Duke of Argyle's

Cockney Rhyming slang for particularly painful piles.

Mum - Hiya son, did you enjoy your curry last night?

Son - Yes but now my Duke of Argyle's are in a right bloody state!

by blurtworth January 7, 2011

Floor Duke

The act of a pooping on the floor intentionally or unintentionally.

Mike: Did you see Sean at that party last night?
John: Yeah, after some Taco Bell and vodka he took a massive floor duke in the middle of the hallway.

by ST1NGER11 April 14, 2021

dukel

A ruler over concepts and ideas. The highest rank below the monarch.

The Dukel of Yiffing just killed you.

by wolfyLion September 7, 2013

dudeness

n. (Your Dudness or His Dudeness or Her Dudeness) title used to establish one's ultimate position in the "dude" hierarchy, "Dudeness" being the ultimate ruler of all or at least most other dudes.

"Dudeness over there is sendin' you the googly eyes."
"He's sendin' the googlies?"

by manlymanlyman August 23, 2005

hide the duke

When at a house party, Hiding the Duke is when you take a crap in the home owner's drawer, closet, or somewhere they won't look. Eventually the whole house will smell, but they'll be clueless as to what is causing the stench!

Duuuude! I left a huge duke in Leroy's drawer at the party last night!

by Poopsy July 5, 2003

Duke Nukem

The only person in the universe to kick ass and chew bubble gum at the same time

That's one Doomed space marine...

by Acid^Rogue September 10, 2003

pukey dukes

Something my dad and grandpa called motorcyclists when we traveled.

Oh, look at them Pukey Dukes.

by Dalagaloco May 13, 2017