Draper drawer

n. A drawer containing information such as letters, deeds, and photographs about one's sordid past or secret identity; inspired by Don Draper from the hit TV show Mad Men

Once his old lady found his Draper drawer, she filed immediately for divorce

by Joan Holloway November 18, 2009

junk drawer

A drawer full of almost every possible thing you can imagine, although none of what is in the drawer is what you are looking for. I'm talking stuff like adapter plugs from the 90's, crumpled up papers you wrote back in high school, a fork that mysteriously appeared...All kinds of stuff

Don't look in the junk drawer. Chances are, you're not gonna find what you need. At all.

by SystemShutDown March 10, 2019

top drawer

an expression of utmost praise.

That shot was top drawer my good man.

by box June 2, 2003

droner

a droner is usually used to describe an incessant fan of the indie rock cult band "drona".

this term was coined following their debut as a band once they gained a following of loyal and regular fans that would attend their shows. soon after this occurrence, Zach, the drummer of another local band in drona's hometown, used this term in an instagram story. in this post he stated: "sorryyy dronersss", which cemented this term as a common colloquial description of the average drona fan. as of 2022, "droner" has been recognized as a common term in the vocabulary of many of columbia's residents.
references:
dronamusic.com

Layperson: Why is everyone wearing those blue and pink shirts? Where did they come from? What in the world is "when i rest for a moment"???? Is that a euphemism?

Person with class, prestige, and culture: Ohhhh... you must not be a droner... how embarrassing!

Layperson: I sincerely apologize for being so pathetic and not knowing! Is there any way to achieve salvation from my personal failure?

Person with class, prestige, and culture: You lazy punk! The only way to elevate yourself and escape from the primordial soup where you came from is to start droning immediately! Quick- go to dronamusic.com and start listening to some sweet sweet drona. Hurry...it's embarrassing having to talk to someone so naïve and uninformed for this long...

by channel 666 music scene report May 24, 2022

Warming Drawer

When you fart in a co-workers desk drawer without them knowing, then you come up to them later and ask them to open it up to give you a salt or sugar or ketchup packet or maybe even lend you a writing implement. They open the drawer and POOF, surprise, farts in their face!

Jen nearly threw up after she went to lend me her mirror and got warming drawered by her warming drawer.

by The Drawer Warmer January 3, 2013

Dower

Dower is a term or phrase used to depict a certain individual of immense intelligence and downright judicious. The vast majority of Dowers would normally hold a degree at PhD level while however, it has been renowned that all Dowers possess at least a masters degree. Dowers tend to be of conscientious nature and are predominantly independent. Whenever Dowers find themselves in complex situations, their motivation is inspiring and luminous, when in quest of justice. A Dower’s articulated skills are so coherent to the highest point that it surpasses the average individual’s capacity level of logical thinking. Most people are envious of a Dower while at the same time are infatuated with a Dower’s clarity. The definition of Dower is exemplified below in direct speech.

‘What a “Dower”, how did you decipher that enigma?’

‘I believe in the superiority Dowerness of the “Dower” race’
‘That “Dower” got another 2.1 degree’

by J_Charles January 17, 2015

lucky drawers

A pair of "drawers" or boxers/underwear that you have that are very lucky. You wear them when you need a lot of luck and they tend to help out in tough situations. Also your favorite pair of drawers

Dude1: man we really need some luck for today. We might lose the championship game
Dude2: no worries homeboy, im wearin my lucky drawers, we're gonna win no matter what.

by jordanc45 January 19, 2011