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soda drinker

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An individual who consumes large amounts of Mountain Dew, Surge, or any kind of energy drink. Just drinking these beverages does not make one a soda drinker, it is an entire sub-culture of people. These kids often spend a lot of time playing online video games like "World of Warcraft", "Counterstrike", or other games like "Dungeons and Dragons." Many love anime, and bad movies like "Donnie Darko" or the "Blade" series. Styles of dress include bondage pants with lots of straps and buckles on them, an unnecessary amount of large wallet chains, all black clothing, a shirt that says something along the lines of "Do I look like a f***ing people person?" on them, very obscure makeup on their faces, and huge boots, sometimes with spikes or chain mail on them. Music choices often include Insane Clown Posse, Slipknot, Ministry, Staind, Linkin Park, and/or Disturbed.
"Look at all those soda drinkers lined up for the Slipknot show."

"What do you call those goth kids that hang around a dead end town? A soda drinker right?"
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Secondhand Drinker

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One who will not get drunk themselves, yet engage in all the drunken games and/or will be clumsy as though they are highly intoxicated.
"How did your pants catch on fire? I thought you we're the designated driver"

"I was a Secondhand drinker. Candles are not safe at 2 in the morning"
by TheSuedenator January 16, 2009
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Secret Lemonade Drinker

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A person who on the outside appears normal and acts normal. But in secret is a class A (Heroin / Crack / Meth etc) drug addict. The phrase comes from the R. Whites Lemonade television advertisment song of the 1970s / 80s as seen on British Television. In the advert a man is seen creeping downstairs at night in his pyjamas to drink lemonade from the fridge. Surprisingly there are quite a lot of Secret Lemonade Drinkers who are pillars of the community and occupy respectable professions - Doctors, Solicitors, Judges, Police Inspectors etc.
Yeah, did you hear about whats-his-name, apparently he is a "Secret Lemonade Drinker"! You wouldnt believe it of a vicar would you?
by Johnny Parrish August 23, 2011
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starbucks drinker

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A lawyer, teacher, professor, or any generally upper-middle class person who lives in a suburban town who has studied a certain subject but does not fully understand it, thus cannot have an effect while defending someone in court or teach about drugs, and so forth.
"I don't want some Starbucks drinker who's never seen the battlefield, I need someone who's actually been shot at." -Samuel L. Jackson-

Kids and teens won't listen to some Starbucks drinker lecturing them about drugs, gangs, or sex, they need to hear about it from somebody who's been there and done that.
by AragornElessar November 14, 2009
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shandy drinker

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An anti-social soft male who doesn't much like beer, complains about everything, has no sense of humour and hates to see others having fun.

He may not actually even drink shandy as, most shandy drinkers prefer cola.
John didn't want to go to the pub as it was raining and he'd just washed his hair, then he called the police because of the party. He really is a shandy drinker.

The soft southern shandy drinking bastard.
by Ivor McIver January 11, 2004
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Sober-drinker

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An individual with an extremely high tolerance for alcohol consumption
Johnson is such a sober-drinker, he never seems to get drunk no matter how much he has to drink.
by j.k.o_b January 24, 2020
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Stella Drinker

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A Woman Beater. A Man (Boyfriend, Huspand etc.)Who Beats Up His Wife, Girlfriend etc.
That Dave Is A Right Stella Drinker, Hes Had Her Allover The House.
by Kirsty Watts August 4, 2007
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