by DanforthMullins December 21, 2007
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The very rare merging of the commonly known douche and the largest known tool to man.
Signs that someone you know is a douchetool include:
They sporadically engage in random Tourette-like fist pumping.
They claim that they get many women when in fact they do not.
They proceed to change their facebook name to something that is different than their real name.
They are commonly known to flake on you if your not out on the lake because of their weird lake fetish.
Signs that someone you know is a douchetool include:
They sporadically engage in random Tourette-like fist pumping.
They claim that they get many women when in fact they do not.
They proceed to change their facebook name to something that is different than their real name.
They are commonly known to flake on you if your not out on the lake because of their weird lake fetish.
Rony "Swisshouse" - Yo Swizzham check out mah facebook name!
Ashik "Swizzham" - Hell ya, let's fist pump to that Swishy Sweezy Swizz baby
Swizz Beatz - Fucking douchetools
Ashik "Swizzham" - Hell ya, let's fist pump to that Swishy Sweezy Swizz baby
Swizz Beatz - Fucking douchetools
by thedouchetoolresistanceforce May 25, 2010
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Get the Doucheten mug.A variety of the word douche bag, the term douchie baggins upholds its prototype's offensive reputation while referring to a character in "The Lord of the Rings" (who is related to Dildo Baggins).
by Mikey McBeats March 17, 2008
Get the douchie baggins mug.A lovely retort when someone is acting like a douchebag and a complete idiot - i.e. boob/tit. A very convenient word, and should be included in many college students' vocabularies. It gets to the point, and leaves people shocked as to how to respond.
Zach: Dude, you're such a douchetit.
Bill: *Silence, and embarrassment as he runs out of the room crying like the bitch that he is*
Bill: *Silence, and embarrassment as he runs out of the room crying like the bitch that he is*
by The All-Seeing Eye December 25, 2008
Get the Douchetit mug.the official scale used to measure the amount of douchebagginess, or douchery, a person, place, thing, idea, etc, contains
it can be found using the formula:
douchitude = (x)(douche)
0 is the lowest, least douchiest
1 is the equivalent of a douche
2 is twice as douchey as a douche
etc.
it is possible for someone or something to be so high on the douchitude scale, that it goes off the charts and comes back to zero (exp: dance 360)
it can be found using the formula:
douchitude = (x)(douche)
0 is the lowest, least douchiest
1 is the equivalent of a douche
2 is twice as douchey as a douche
etc.
it is possible for someone or something to be so high on the douchitude scale, that it goes off the charts and comes back to zero (exp: dance 360)
man, that ride be so whack, it must be a douchitude of 7
shit, that guy looking at that car is so gay, he must be a douchitude of 24
shit, that guy looking at that car is so gay, he must be a douchitude of 24
by dan y November 18, 2004
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