douchBaguette

1. A female douchebag
2. A french douchebag
3. A combination of a douchebag and faggot ( also see douchefag )

Since she moved from Paris to Jersey she's become even more of a douchbaguette

by vertigo February 8, 2006

douchearrhea

A condition known to exhibit symptoms related to the behaviors of being a douchebag. Examples of such symptoms include: wearing affliction/ed hardy/tapout/v-neck shirts, spray-on tans, steroid use, making "kissy" lips when taking pictures with women, etc.

Man look at that guy, you can totally tell he has douchearrhea.

by pba24899 July 13, 2009

douchealouche

n: a super douche. A douche which excedes standard douche qualifications.

What are you doin, douchealouche??

by Pacman October 29, 2004

douchebaguette

A French douchebag.

- I was in Paris the other day and this guy tried to kiss me, out of nowhere
- Really?
- Yeah I swear! A total douchebaguette.

by one_french_douchebag_in_ny May 2, 2010

doucheanow

An ancient Soviet title used to label someone as a huge douche bag.

Lupe: "Did you hear Jeanna made Daddy sneak out her window this morning?"
Judy: "What a doucheanow!"

by Bobbette from the USSR January 25, 2010

douchapuss

A very offensive person that is not worthy of having any friends due to the fact that they are both a jerk and an asshole combined.

Kenzie: "Hey, let's go hang out with John!"

Alaina: "Definately not...he's a douchapuss."

by Maleina July 22, 2010

Douchebarge

A means of nautical conveyance for someone who is so overwhelmingly douchy that their douchiness requires a fucking barge to get from point a-to-point-wherever-the-fuck-else.

The word of the year for 2011 and 2010 (retroactively).

OMG! I hooked-up with John Mayer after his show last night and instead of fucking me all he did was eat my ass for an hour! I'm chapped as fuck! What a DOUCHEBARGE!

by Kitchy-koo January 16, 2011