douchapuss

A very offensive person that is not worthy of having any friends due to the fact that they are both a jerk and an asshole combined.

Kenzie: "Hey, let's go hang out with John!"

Alaina: "Definately not...he's a douchapuss."

by Maleina July 22, 2010

Douchachussetts

place where douche bags hail from

Hey, that guy Greg must be from Douchachussetts.

by Pain4Lyfe!!! July 10, 2010

douchasserk rainbow

A combination of douche, asshole, and jerk. When a male person has the qualities of all three, and no other title will describe him. They are colorful in every shade of black and grey. Along with some other undefined colors and random objects, stuck inside their own personal rainbow.

Girl 1: Idek how to describe him. I would say he's a jerk, with a dash of douche, and maybe an even tinier bit of asshole?
Girl 2: Haha, a douchasserk rainbow.

by CrownStrawberry June 25, 2015

douchepurse

A female version of a douchebag.

Heidi Montag is the epitome of a douchepurse.

by sloriag April 18, 2009

douchepurse

The female version of a douchebag.

Hey, check out that douchepurse in leopard print tights wearing neon Risky Business sunglasses indoors.

by sloriag April 16, 2009