Automatic Door Jedi

Someone who waves their hand at an automatic door, pretending like they are a Jedi

I frequently wave my hand at automatic doors, trying my best to achieve Force powers, but alas I am just an Automatic Door Jedi

by Baron Somebody March 8, 2009

sperm-donor

Any guy looking to get something for self gratification by either shooting his load into a jar at a sperm bank and getting paid for being a jerk-off OR by sweet talking a female into letting his loser-ass fuck her and when she gets pregnant by him he punks-out and won't daddy-up.

Mr. Squirt, aka sperm-donor, went to the sperm-bank where he made a deposit and got a withdrawal because he needed money to impress the hotty he had a date with that night where he would make another deposit but no withdrawal.

by jpg3 April 16, 2011

cheerleader next door

This is similar to the girl next door concept of routine feminine attractiveness only cuter and livelier!

Yes, Susan is a fine woman, she grew up as the cheerleader next door!

by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

Devil's Doorbell

The clitoris

Billy: Why are you so happy today, John?
John: Last night, Brittany let me ring the Devil's Doorbell.
Billy: Nice!

-or-

Samantha: You look tired today!
Melissa: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Doorbell.
Samantha: Nice!

by Homo_pirate October 30, 2012

car door guy

Kim Seokjin, the visual prince? No, he is more like a visual king! Have you ever heard a person can get viral for his look just by getting out of the car? Well, Kim Seokjin the eldest and the very talented member of BTS did this too effortlessly just by getting out of the car with his stunning prince like appearance that has always been there in his DNA.

Do you know Kim Seokjin?

-Yes, of course. That car door guy literally took my breath away.

by Elites.elocution July 11, 2018

Barn Door Open

Used casually to slip into conversation that the zip on someone's trousers is unfastened, prompting them to do it up.

Rob: 'Jake, you've got a barn door open.'
Jake: 'What's that?'
Rob: 'The zip on your trousers is undone.'
Jake: 'Oh, thanks' (Fastens zip up)

by Online Fan March 27, 2015

brain donor

Extremely stupid person, someone who acts as if they've already donated their brain to science--before they die. Clueless. Dumb as a rock.

OK, what brain donor thought it would be a good idea to leave beer in the freezer overnight??

by JJRtwu2009 December 17, 2008