DooDoo Feces

Michael Jackson's go-to synonym for the bodily brown that all humans produce, DooDoo Feces is a lighter, more casual take on the notorious Number Two - a shitty substitution for any situation.

Dad: "I yanked my denims off, and there they were, speckled on my thighs-"
Son: "What was there?"
Dad: "Well, Son, it was none other than your dear old Dad's DooDoo Feces."

Guy 1: "Hey broh, wanna go out and tame some strange?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lemme just quick spray some DooDoo Feces."

by StrangerInDanger May 14, 2018

Colin O'Donoghue

Sexy Irish actor who plays Captain Killian "Hook" Jones on TV show Once Upon A Time. Witty, crafty, and always knows what to say and do next. Great actor, smart, and has fantastic looks. Awesome actor for a Captain Hook.

Colin O'Donoghue is sooo hot, he is an awesome Captain Hook.

by laineyadw50ams June 16, 2014

danny o'donoghue

The lead singer of The Script - an Irish band who's hits include songs like 'We Cry', 'The Man Who Can't Be Moved', 'Breakeven' and 'For the First Time'. From Dublin in Ireland and was born on the 3rd October 1980. Was previously in a band called Mytown but went on to form The Script alongside Glen Power and Mark Sheehan. Plays the keyboard for the band and sings the main vocals. Writes or helps to write all of the songs and is absolutely gorgeous. Tall, dark and handsome with a beautiful Irish accent and at the moment is still single....

do you know danny o'donoghue?
yeah, he's that gorgeous one from the script

by scarlett thunder November 24, 2011

donors remorse

The feeling you get after you have given money or merchandise that you have been scammed.

I gave several computers to a woman who claimed they would go to nursing homes. Now I see those computers listed on craigslist. What you're feeling is donors remorse it's common for people who don't check out who they are giving to. And yes it's likely she's a scammer, craigslist is loaded with them.

by knowman August 16, 2011

Dick Donor

A name used to refer to:

1. a male prostitute.
2. a man used for casual sex.

As only his dick is required the true name of the man attached is unknown.

See also: Richard Donor.

1. Policeman: “You’re the third Dick Donor I’ve arrested tonight.”
2. Harry: “The Dick Donor I had last night was hung.”

by Tzac1999 September 2, 2013

The Doodoo Leprechaun

The Doodoo Leprechaun is the reason why sometimes when you look down in the toilet, you have a green stool. When you are lucky enough to have green excrement, it means that you have been visited by the Doodoo Leprechaun and you will have good luck for a whole fortnight! The greener the poo, the luckier you'll do!

Guy #1: Man, I just had a shit, and it was GREEN! Is something wrong with me?

Guy #2: No, man. It was just the Doodoo Leprechaun!

Guy #1: SWEET! GOODLUCK FOR A FORTNIGHT----

by Justin Cow September 15, 2006

doodoo fly

A fly that surrounds poop within minutes after dropping it off in the rugged woods. Also, very noticeable from the greenish/blue shiny look on its back.

Note: It is big in size and slow in speed...ie. retarded!

Before I could find a few good leaves, here came those damn doodoo fly(s)!

by William P. January 6, 2008