Count Dooku

A ridiculously small bearded penis.

Some refer to it as, "The Count", or just plainly "Dooku".

"Nancy: Hey Brian, it looks like The Count's come out to play"

"Karen: For Gods sake Craig, i can see your Dooku from here.
Craig: I like to put it on show. I like the attention i get."

"Morgan Freeman: Everybody run! It's Count Dooku!"

by RandomGuy93 November 14, 2009

Take A Count Dooku

A comical phrase used to imply one has to defecate. Instead of outright claiming you have to use the bathroom, one can simply say "I have to take a Count Dooku" and your intentions should be implied.

Count Dooku is actually a character from Star Wars, yet the phrase works based on Dooku's name being similar to dookie which is also a euphemism for defecating.

The phrase was made popular in the cartoon TV series "The Venture Bros"

Henchman #21: Dude, get out I gotta take a Count Dooku

by Piemanthe3rd August 27, 2009

san fran dooku

A gay act where 2 penises intertwine.

Carlos: Ohh ya, that gay sex is great! Oh shit we just San Fran dookued our penises.

Steve: I actually kinda like it

by Carlossmith98420 May 28, 2020

Dooku

Mixture between the word do do and dookie specifically used one smelly people or people with the initial D or just both

“Omg your such a dooku!”
“Hey dooku!”

by Dookulover101 June 15, 2022