Documentary

The same thing as a real movie, but with ugly people.

"So I just watched the Sex in the City Movie"

"I heard that was a pretty good documentary"

"Oh no, its a real movie, it just happens to star Sarah Jessica Parker"

by SilentEDJ October 5, 2009

Documentary Expert

When one self-proclaims themselves an 'expert' or know-it-all on a said subject of a documentary or documentaries they have watched; when they never actually went to school to study or experience said subject.

Documentary Expert: "America was discovered in 1492 by Columbus, I have watched tons of documentaries on it."

Guy that actually knows something: "No you idiot, America was actually discovered over 400 years before Christopher Columbus even laid his eyes on it."

by AndrewTFowler August 1, 2012

documentary

A euphemism for sex.

Last night I watched a documentary with Jacquelynn, 3 times.

by NakedManBen August 22, 2007

documentary

Like a movie, except boring.

Tibby Rollins from The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

by sammy bammers June 12, 2005

dockumentary

An entertaining report about either a marina or how wages and/or credited labor-time is withheld.

There was so much skullduggery and controversy regarding workers' having their pay adjusted while building the local boat-tieup platforms dat you could have made a major dockumentary about it!

by QuacksO April 2, 2022

Documentary ugly

Someone who is so ugly they should feature in a TV documentary.

You're not just ugly, you're documentary ugly!

by Smordwith August 20, 2023

Dougumentary

Dougumentary (n.) /ˌdʌɡ.jʊˈmɛn.tər.i/
A mockumentary-style film or series that chronicles the hilariously profound misadventures of a character named Douglas, blending real-life footage with exaggerated philosophical musings on trivial topics, such as the art of losing umbrellas or the ethics of double-dipping chips.
(Media) An imagined genre of documentary filmmaking pioneered by fictional director Douglas Reelwise, where everyday events are narrated with over-the-top gravitas, turning mundane activities like grocery shopping into epic quests for enlightenment, complete with dramatic slow-motion and pun-filled voiceovers.

Example: "The latest dougumentary on Netflix follows Douglas as he navigates the perils of a self-checkout lane, pondering if scanning a barcode is a metaphor for destiny while battling a rogue shopping cart."

by dou96nop December 13, 2025