One sits on a bag of ice for no less than 2 hours and sits on the face of a sexual partner, prompting analingus.
by S.Meadows November 27, 2010
(noun) - So I know this is a dictionary, but I don't really know what this means. You could ask Biden, but I'm not sure he knows either. Apparently its an insult?
Biden called that student a dog faced pony soldier to try to insult her however all the crowd did was laugh at him.
by $lapaho March 06, 2021
idiot: have you ever been to a caucus?
woman: Yes.
idiot: No you havent. Youre a lying "dog faced pony soldier"
woman: Yes.
idiot: No you havent. Youre a lying "dog faced pony soldier"
by iambrandon46 July 13, 2022
dude covers his face with crazy glue and does a straight up face plant on his lady's crotch. in a jerking motion; removes his face from her crotch, revealing his new facial hair. the move is completed when the man goes "ruh ruh ruhruhruhruh" growling, like a dog.
my babe doesn't need to get waxed anymore because i totally gave her a dog-faced boy.
my dog was so jealous of me when he saw my new dog-faced boy.
i couldn't afford a brazilian, so for our one-year anniversary, my man gave me a dog-faced boy.
my dog was so jealous of me when he saw my new dog-faced boy.
i couldn't afford a brazilian, so for our one-year anniversary, my man gave me a dog-faced boy.
by MCAA, Bithes420 & Sparkle Foot January 28, 2011
exchanging bodily fluid between a dog or a cat. use the straw to suck up vagina juice or semen from your pet. take the sraw filled with the contents and proceed to take a huge breath and with all your might blow blow blow it on your dogs face to see him get scared from the allmighty "blow"
"woah dude this weekend i did a dog faced straw explosion. and my granma walked in on me!" it sucked man
by petwars biffle November 28, 2007
by 7h3Wh173R46617 October 23, 2020
Person 1: I was a democratic caucus. Have you ever been to a caucus?
Person 2: *Nauds head*
Person 1: No you haven't. You're a Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier
Person 2: *Nauds head*
Person 1: No you haven't. You're a Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier
by ol' fashioned glizzy gobbler September 23, 2021