One sits on a bag of ice for no less than 2 hours and sits on the face of a sexual partner, prompting analingus.
by S.Meadows November 30, 2010
Get the Alaskan Dog Facemug. (noun) - So I know this is a dictionary, but I don't really know what this means. You could ask Biden, but I'm not sure he knows either. Apparently its an insult?
Biden called that student a dog faced pony soldier to try to insult her however all the crowd did was laugh at him.
by $lapaho March 6, 2021
Get the dog faced pony soldiermug. idiot: have you ever been to a caucus?
woman: Yes.
idiot: No you havent. Youre a lying "dog faced pony soldier"
woman: Yes.
idiot: No you havent. Youre a lying "dog faced pony soldier"
by iambrandon46 July 13, 2022
Get the Dog faced pony soldiermug. dude covers his face with crazy glue and does a straight up face plant on his lady's crotch. in a jerking motion; removes his face from her crotch, revealing his new facial hair. the move is completed when the man goes "ruh ruh ruhruhruhruh" growling, like a dog.
my babe doesn't need to get waxed anymore because i totally gave her a dog-faced boy.
my dog was so jealous of me when he saw my new dog-faced boy.
i couldn't afford a brazilian, so for our one-year anniversary, my man gave me a dog-faced boy.
my dog was so jealous of me when he saw my new dog-faced boy.
i couldn't afford a brazilian, so for our one-year anniversary, my man gave me a dog-faced boy.
by MCAA, Bithes420 & Sparkle Foot February 28, 2011
Get the Dog-Faced Boymug. exchanging bodily fluid between a dog or a cat. use the straw to suck up vagina juice or semen from your pet. take the sraw filled with the contents and proceed to take a huge breath and with all your might blow blow blow it on your dogs face to see him get scared from the allmighty "blow"
"woah dude this weekend i did a dog faced straw explosion. and my granma walked in on me!" it sucked man
by petwars biffle December 28, 2007
Get the dog faced straw explosionmug. by 7h3Wh173R46617 October 22, 2020
Get the Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldiermug. Person 1: I was a democratic caucus. Have you ever been to a caucus?
Person 2: *Nauds head*
Person 1: No you haven't. You're a Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier
Person 2: *Nauds head*
Person 1: No you haven't. You're a Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier
by ol' fashioned glizzy gobbler September 23, 2021
Get the Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldiermug.