doftus

A beard that grows into pubic hair, all the while bypassing the torso.

Get the scissors, ma! I gots me a doftus goin' on!

by thatfeller August 8, 2010

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Dogfuckitis

noun:
1) A condition were one feels the urge to have sex with a dog due to sick perversions or desperation
2) can be used to explain a "why" question that would have a drawn out or less funny answer than "because you have dogfuckitis", similar to because you touch yourself at night

Adj
1) Used to describe anything similar or related to dogfuckitis, most often smell

Dogfuckitis is a general slang term that can be applied to anything as long as it fits.

1) Joe: *walks into Dan's room* "Dude, it smells like

dogfuckitis in here."

Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get

the fuck out!"

2)Bob has a serious case of dogfuckitis, I walked in on him

and a Labrador...

3) Why is there sadness in the world?

Because you have dogfuckitis...

by dancesinblood1 October 18, 2011

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Doofus

Doofus is an idiot that does stupid stuff.

Brandon is a fat doofus.

by johnny the truck May 21, 2018

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doofus

Someone who hasn't got a clue!
They live in blissful ignorance of the world, fashion, personal hygiene and social skills.

Invariably laughs like a baboon being repeatedly punched.

"That bloke is a total dufus"
"He laughs like a fat, useless dufus! Lets promote him!"

by Anon January 2, 2004

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