Distressed Watcher

A internet celebrity whore who fails at reviewing trailers (basically commercials) for movies.

Also can be used to describe someone who is excessively nitpicky about the most pointless and uneventful reasons in a jarring, loud and irritating voice and rants about said insignificance for multiple times longer than the duration of said act.

Dude, stop being a Distressed Watcher, complaining about the 3 second rising sun in that movie trailer, for the last 10 minutes. It's not a big deal and you're not funny!

by SchuminWebdotcom November 3, 2009

frapezoidal distress

when the half erect penis is too little to make proper facial contact.

she had a case of frapezoidal distress due to his little dick.

by Muerte55 January 5, 2009

distreption

A distraction within a distraction within a distraction. Distraction + inception = distreption.

I'm on my fourth level of distreption right now.

by grapplegabbler November 16, 2016

Cat Distrubution System

When you are blessed with a random stray cat in any random situation

Yesterday I hit the jackpot with the cat distrubution system! There was 4 cats who were all sitting on my lap outside of a cafe.

by J4VA March 27, 2023

Dude in Distress

The male equivalent term for Damsel in Distress. Very similar scenario, except the one who is need of rescue is a male of any certain age.

Dude in Distress
A young man gets kidnapped by some thugs and his best friends and his girlfriend were the ones to save him.

by Jakegothicsnake August 26, 2009

damsel in distress

any female in need of aid

princess zelda is a damsel in distress along with most of the disney princesses

by Quackalishus March 22, 2004

Demanding damsel in distress

The attractive woman at work who plays the coquette and victim when it suits her but also demands respect and advancement. Coworkers either hate her or swoon over her. No one is neutral in their opinions of her.

"Can you believe that Stacey charged her supervisor with harassment? He just asked her to do her job."

"Yeah and now she got a promotion on top of it!"

"She's a demanding damsel in distress."

by Cirdellin January 13, 2010