Ding Dong Ditch 

When a piece of shit loser knocks a girl up and can't handle the financial and emotional responsibility of being a father so he leaves her high and dry.

Did you hear about Kevin man? He ding dong ditched Celena !

Ding Dong Ditch by Chadleyturpenkum March 12, 2017

ding dong ditch 

beef stewing (definition #7) a girl (or a guy, i dont judge), and then kissing her/him.

after pastor tom ding dong ditched mary clarence, she decided she was going to penguin him the next time before she boston pancaking his brother

ding dong ditch by clint from huntingtown December 19, 2009

ding dong ditch 

To ring someone's doorbell, hide, then leap out and sever their head, and dump the body in a ditch.

Lisa: You should have seen the look on Krabappel’s face.
Bart: You should have seen the look on Hoover’s face. In fact, here it is!
Lisa: You killed her?
Bart: Right! Like we agreed.
Lisa: I never said “kill”!
Bart: Yeah, ’cause you’re smart. You don’t say “kill”. You say “prank”. Like mom and dad say “snuggle” when what they really mean is “let’s lock the door and hug.”
Lisa: Well I didn’t kill Mrs. Krabappel.
Bart: So all you did was ring her doorbell and run?
Lisa: Yeah! Ding dong ditch!
Bart: “Ding dong ditch” means you kill her! Then you throw that ding dong into a ditch. Geez. Pick up a book

ding dong ditch by a simple pseudonym October 12, 2016

Ding Dong Ditch 

When you are giving a guy oral sex and as soon as he is going to cum you get the hell out of the way as quickly as possible. "Ditching" It.

"I totally ding dong ditched John last night"
"Man she ding dong ditched me yesterday in bed!"

Ding Dong Ditch by Usteen The Zombie Queen February 24, 2010

Ding Dong Ditch 

The act of removing one's penis in pursuit of becoming a woman.

My teacher Mr. Buckworth had a ding dong ditch this summer and now goes by Francine.

Ding Dong Ditch by mung-fu March 7, 2017

ding dong ditch 

When an Asian is analing someone in the ass and then pulls out and runs away right before they're about to cum.

Stacy: Omg Chung Ho totally ding dong ditched my ass last night
Jill: Ooh that sounds like fun!

ding dong ditch by lmaooops November 14, 2016

ding dong ditch 

when alllll the boys in your town are gross
and the ones that arent are total assholes
even when they're pretty gross themselves

ugh ding dong ditch. we need to get some boys in this town

ding dong ditch by DINGDONGDITCH February 9, 2008