dickslap 

the act of violently slapping a person with your penis to instill punishment and/or dominance.

the man slapped the ho for not getting him a beer when he told her too.

dickslap by MASTER SLAPPER February 17, 2004

dickslap 

see danza

Tony Danza reinvented the dickslap.

dickslap by Darren Sutton April 3, 2003

dickslap 

When a guy slaps the back of your head with his cock

"I LOVE GETTING SMACKED, SMACK ME AGAIN DADDY"

Lol! *dickslaps you*

dickslap by KurodaKumiko October 7, 2016

Dickslap sandwich

Recipe to serve a FUCKING policeman; use your imagination for the rest.

He said “I’ll serve that pig on the tax payers money a dick slap sandwich”.

Dickslap sandwich

Dickslap sandwich by Dickslapsandwich May 9, 2022

Mega thunder dickslap 

Usually performed by people named Thomas with 18 inch penises. The mega thunder dickslap is performed by pulling thy self’s pants down and stroking thy massive 18 inch penis. Then, one spins in a rotation fast enough to cause thy penis to gain momentum. Then, when the time comes, one stops the circular rotation and jumps in the air with penis in hand, and strikes down upon its target. And that is the mega thunder dickslap.

Did you hear how that guy Thomas did a mega thunder dickslap on that other kid?

Mega thunder dickslap by Vagina_destroyer.420 June 17, 2019

cosmic dickslap

the phenomenon of being fucked into a euphoric state by a very skilled cocksmith.

"That bitch was all starry-eyed after I hit her with the cosmic dickslap."

cosmic dickslap by 40oz.killa May 1, 2010

Poseidon's dickslap 

Giving a dickslap with a sweaty dick covered with semen.

John gave Bernadette a Poseidon's dickslap after having sexual intercourse.

Poseidon's dickslap by Poseidon 5000 October 24, 2018