dicksie

When two men touch their dicks to each other. It's like footsie--with dicks.

Al and Rob got worked up last night and played a mean game of dicksie. I'm sure Al will have a black eye.

by seitenryu November 2, 2010

DickSick

When a person feels physically ill due to lack of or too much Dick

Man, I really don't feel well today , I think I'm DickSick . that twice this month.

Girl don't eat too much of that , your gonna wind up DickSick again

by Larue23 July 12, 2018

Dicksie Tricks

Funny tricks that a woman can perform with an erect penis.

Dude: last night I brought home this chick who was like a magician with all her Dicksie Tricks!

Other Dude: wow, what did she do, the hide-the-sausage trick?!

by The Swaffle King October 7, 2014

Dickscluded

When, as a woman, you are surrounded by men talking about sexual things you can not relate to.

Bob: I freaking love getting blowjobs
Rick: man me too
Shellie: feeling a little dickscluded over here guys

by MazelTozz January 25, 2017

dicksies

Much like the game footsies, this game is where two men flop their schlongs against each other underneath a table discreetly.

“The teacher caught me an Kyle plaYing dicksies”

by BigDefInEr March 6, 2019

Dickticular

Being extremely choosy regarding the type of penis one will take. Width, Length, Thickness, Curve (direction & angle), Head shape, Condition of foreskin, scrotal prominence

I’m far too dickticular for online dating!

by Kefkagreenshirt August 5, 2019

dickpickle

A humourous way of saying someone is a c*nt. it’s also away to insult without resorting to personal insult

As long as you add the phrase “acting like a “ dickpickle then when they say you have pathetically resorted to name calling you can say “ I never said you were a dickpickle I said you’re acting like a dickpickle. Usually the dickpickle is that confused about all the dickpickles they usually concede by ghosting the argument.

“Donald keeps acting like a dickpickle today. “

by Tati-kitten January 20, 2021