fatty in disguise

A fatty in disguise is usually a woman who uses deceptive tactics to conceal her large body mass. She will often wear black to slim her figure or wear large multicolored garments as a distraction to her prey. When online, the FID will often take pictures at awkward angles and these photos will usually only be head shots.

With practice and experience, a man can quickly spot a fatty in disguise and avoid wasting his time and energy.

"Mary's online dating profile looked really good, and she had a lot of nice headshots. I enjoyed talking to her on AIM and the phone. But after doing some stalking on google, I found out that she's really a fatty in disguise, a fat, wretched, beast of a woman."

"That girl has big tits but its just all fat, take a closer look past that floral pattern on her dress, she's a fatty in disguise man! Don't do it! "

by Saynotofatchicks July 22, 2016

Hot Girl Disguise

Also known as a "going out look" It's the way a woman looks when going out dancing or to a club. False lashes, push up bras, heels. Made famous by Jenna Marbles it's a way to trick people into thinking you're good looking just long enough to get them into bed.

Mark: Dude, that girl you brought home last night was a hottie.

John: No man, she just had a hot girl disguise on. She was a total beast.

by Holla Mia August 15, 2011

Hipster in Disguise

A hipster that wears mainstream clothing.

Person 1: I heard Mark is a hipster.
Person 2: No way! Look at his clothes.
Person 1: Look at his iPod, he left it at Starbucks.
Person 2: Wow! He's a Hipster in Disguise!

by infinite8 November 26, 2011

disguise

To give yourself a different appearance to hide someone's/something's identity; to conceal your identity.

I disguised myself as a bush to hide from dolan.
This clown disguise will really fool my friends!
The DEA caught me red-handed as I was disguising my marijuana as discarded tree-clippings.
Mark disguised myself as 'V' (character from V for Vendetta) with a Guy Fawkes mask and tried to be a badass; it didn't go well...

by yummojammo49 October 28, 2013

dissguise

Used when a person puts down (disses) someone or a group of people subtly (in "disguise") with hidden meaning, either intentionally, or unbeknownst to themselves.

"Hey, why don't you come to my awesome party? I've invited all of our friends."
"That's nice. Have you invited other people aside from our circle of friends? Like say, any hot chicks?"
"Woah that's a dissguise if I ever saw one!"

by Nulltros February 13, 2010

Hipster in Disguise

Someone who wears a band shirt under another layer of clothing in which the shirt is not visible.

Before going to the listening party of the up and coming indie band The National's new album, Adrian Brody put on his concert shirt he bought from their first tour in 1999 under his sweater. Adrian Brody is a hipster in disguise.

by TeddieRoosevelt April 17, 2010

Robots in Disguise

A british Alternative-Electro-Dance-punk duo composed of Dee Plume (vocals and guitar) and Sue Denim (vocals and bass). For their live shows they incorporate an aray of backing musicians. Although the band formed in London in 2000, they are currently based in Berlin. The band started out as an Electroclash band. And would stick by that genre for their first two albums (Robots in Disguise, Get RID!). By their third album (2008's We're in the Music Biz), the duo aimed themselves into a Dance-punk direction. The duo are, apart from their music, known for their own appearences on the british cult comedy show The Mighty Boosh. And have also perform at after shows for the Mighty Boosh's live performances. And performed at the Mighty Boosh festival in 2009. The duo are now recording a fourth album, which will probably be released in 2010.

Listening to We're in The Music Biz by Robots in Disguise. Favorite tracks from the album are I Don't Have a God and The Tears.

by RobotInDisguise October 13, 2009