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Dicklopediac

A person who finds it necessary to publish every word they can think of or the words of others in order to feel as though they have achieved some great accomplishment in life.
Oh my gulosh Mary, where does Marc get some of the words he says? Did he get that shit off Urban Dictionary or what? I don't know Mechelle since he thinks it's necessary to deliver his dicklitude with such sarcasm and you think it's in your denstiny to be a dicklopediac you should add his words if they aren't published yet.
by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008
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Dicktopping

a verb; the act of painting a penis on the roof of a house.
Rory McInnes saw a giant phallus on the roof of his house after dicktopping it the previous summer.
by 404Listener March 24, 2009
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dicktopping

Drawing/painting a dick/penis on the roof of something so it can be seen by someone flying over. This word was invented on the CNET podcast "404". http://www.cnet.com/8301-13952_1-10203032-81.html?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=Crave

see origin:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2336886.ece
dude, did you see me dicktopping the school last night!?!? i hope the news helicopter sees it when they fly over!
by BsbllUH11C March 24, 2009
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dickhopping

Similar to island-hopping, but pleasurable to both parties.
Friend 1: Yo, i wanna ask out Jonny in our physics class.
Friend 2: Bro, he's been dickhopping all around that class.
by BlackBerryPicking February 12, 2020
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dicktopping

The act of drawing a large, visible penis on top of a structure or large moving vehicle like a bus or house.

Invented by Jeff Bakalar on Cnets the 404
Hey man we're going dicktopping, you wanna come?

Dude I was on google maps and somebody totally dicktopped that house!
by Neo1513 March 24, 2009
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dickmometer

Taking your girlfriends temperature by sticking your dick in her mouth.
Girl: Babe, I don't feel good. Do I feel hot to you?

Boy: Oh no, let me take your dickmometer. You will be feeling better in no time.
by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014
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dickmonstrole

A man or woman with a love FO YO DIACK!!!!
Jenna is such a dickmonstrole, she sucked me so hard last night!
by BOB'S-MOM'S-DICK November 4, 2014
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