sickicide

when you'll do anything to get sick because you know you're on the edge of being sick or you just dont want to have to go to work/school/meetings etc.

"hey i heard kelly was really with the cold"
*chelsea runs over to kelly*
"cough on me bitchh"
"but you're commiting sickicide!"
"i need to be sick now do it"
*cough*
-the next day-
"hey mom, i REALLY dont feel good, can i stay home"

by da name's peaches bitchess January 5, 2009

dickrider

Someone who "sucks up" to one another, always agreeing with that person for something in return i.e. power. Thus, they are "riding" that individual's dick.

Senator John McCain rides the media's dick, agreeing with them anytime he can. Therefore, he is a dickrider.

by Random Moron Defining Words August 28, 2006

Human Dickipede

When a bunch of guys get together and insert their dicks into each others butts, forming a "semen into my ass, whilst i ejaculate into this guy's ass" effect. Dildos are optional if the participants for whatever reason aren't male.

Man, that was one killer orgy last night. Did you see that human dickipede in the corner? Crazy...

by Flanicorn March 2, 2015

dickwide

kids that are retard,stupid,morons.Also talk shit that doen't make sense

Enrique-ho shit ur here
Juan-no, u looking at a fucking poster

by juanito January 6, 2005

dickbride

A female who, until the wedding night, conceals her true hermaphroditic qualities. In layman's terms, an "undercover phallic agent."

Bill: "So how was your honeymoon, Ted?"

Ted: "Awful! I found out when attempting to consummate our marriage that Patrice was a dickbride! She was tucking the whole time..."

by Jungle Bogan April 21, 2007

dickrider

N. The polar opposite of a hater. someone who will praise their favorite band/artist/actor/athlete as if they were Jesus of Nazareth, and take any criticism of that person as a personal insult.

Guy 1: Dude Lil Wayne is really overrated. he's not deep at all, and knows no other topics other than guns, weed, and sex.

Guy 2: OMG STOP HATING MAN! WAYNE IS THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE! WEEZY F BABY!!!!

Guy 1: Ill stop hating when you stop being a dickrider.

by young enigma December 11, 2009

Digicide

The deliberate act of removing one's personal information and/or social media accounts from the internet, typically for privacy reasons.

After a number of prominent celebrities have deleted their social media accounts, the act of digicide is now beginning to be adopted by the public en masse.

by samm0212 August 30, 2020