DickPuss/DickButts

verb: To Have Vaginal/Anal Sex; To Fuck.

Bro 1: "Dude, how did your date with that chick go last night?"

Bro 2: "Awesome, man! Bought her frozen yogurt, caught a matinee, and made DickPuss/DickButts in her twice!"

by Blu_Chip January 14, 2014

dickbarn

1) Where your mother does it
2) A nonsensical compound insult
3) A description of my cock

Hey dickbarn, my cock is as big as a dickbarn which is why your mom loves it

by Einsidler September 5, 2006

dickburnt

A medical condition causing various level burnt injury on a males genitalia area. This condition is usually contracted by walking the desert at the "Burning Man" festival event wearing nothing but a Winter Slut coat, Steam Punk Glasses, Cool Ass Boots, and a Pocketwatch to keep it classy. This serious condition may be medicated by applying Cortisone Cream, and Aloe. Consult your local physician for immediate assistance.

Wow? Can you believe Johnny is really rockin that Slutcoatt? He's gonna end up like those Dickburnt dudes over there!

by neosean99 November 25, 2016

Dicktures

Dick pictures. When a guy sends you a "dick pic"

Omg stop sending me ugly dicktures!

by ShaKira August 12, 2015

Dickeurysm

Sudden blood rush to your dick causing light-headedness, dizziness, weak knees, and a sudden urge to masturbate

I changed the channel and a women's aerobic commercial was on. Had a Dickeurysm and had to go crank one out

by Spiktacular April 25, 2017

Dickburt

The state of being easily offended by funny comments because they don't line up with your grandmother's beliefs. See Also: dickhurt

Don't make fun of his wife or I'll be so dickburt I'll cry.

by Matt Baumann October 10, 2019

dickbuttsexboobiesbagina

baby diapers

the baby needs some more dickbuttsexboobiesbagina.

by Dippermabelcoop December 12, 2021