Dickflute

1.Noun- An insult to one person at anyone time.

2. Noun- A word for a Penis. To play the the Dickflute is to masturbate.

Linda: You're a piece of shit, you know that?
John: Pffft, whatever, Dickflute.

John: Linda is such a Dickflute.

Matt: See you guys later, I'm just gonna go play the Dickflute!

by El Dickflute July 9, 2010

dickbutt

An amalgamation of the gluteal and penile extensions of the human form, embellished with limbs and a solemn yet hopeful countenance.

If you look really carefully, you can see dickbutt in the background.

by elfin8er May 31, 2015

dickbutt

This is when you do a thrusting motion naked so your penis is whipping back and forth, then you put your thighs together and catch your penis when it's behind you, then finally you jump around 180 degrees, and bend over. VOILA it's a dickbutt!

Tom and Anders can do the windmill and helicopter, but I've perfected the dickbutt!

by zeJohner April 24, 2011

dickbent

to be angry or annoyed

in reference to one's penis being abused

"i said ill do it later"
"alright, fine... dont get all dickbent"

by xsonicassassinx July 8, 2006

dickbuttophobia

The fear of getting dickbutt's dick in your butt.

I'm gay yet I have dickbuttophobia.

by venom87 April 24, 2018

DickBlasted

A wrestling term used to describe the indescribable way a human could physically dominate another superior human on the wrestling mat. Like at states when you cruise into the Semi-Finals confidently, but then you get Spear Doubled in the Finals 5 straight times.

“He was undefeated on the season, then he got DickBlasted in the PA State Finals.”

by Elfie Dillard April 28, 2019

Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a)

A common but dangerous condition in which dicksluts have gone two or more days without a cock forced into the throat leaving the infected with suicidal tendenencies and feelings of worthlessness as men will not turn down head at anytime for any reason.

Dickslutsia can be commonly found in manhaters, maneaters, prudish old bags with dried-up vages and any and all unattractive women and gay men who are experiencing the unfortunate luck of getting no Dick.

Hillary Clinton's life long battle with Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a) can directly be linked to her uncanny ability to be the ugliest womenbeast in America 24/7/365. Some say her Husbands famous oval office organ offerings to fat unattractive office staff pkayed a devastating part with her battle.

by UglyondaSkin, Luvlyfromwithin November 27, 2012