dick up the ass

when its such a good time it makes you feel like you're having an orgasm

john:dam it feels like a dick up the ass
james: so true bestie

by cheemsit May 15, 2021

dick-up artist

A guy who's a master at giving himself a hardon, any time, any place

I'm going to the club to practice my pickup artist skills.

Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills

by D Flawless July 18, 2021

Chin the dick up

Chin the dick up pull yourself together sort yourself out wise up get over yourself

John said he was too hungover to go on the boat party.

Becky said “chin the dick up will ya”

by UpaBrick February 9, 2020

landed dick up

Failed pathetically, in the manner of falling flat on your ass. Left wanting and asking, fuck, what's next?

Did you hear what happened to him? He really landed dick up, didn't he? Note to editors, I like this saying and would prefer to use a person's name instead of 'him', but it's not an inside joke. It's better with a name. If you use a name, it could be Brian or Paul or anything really. Happy for you to improvise! Think of one of your sorry friends who always lands dick up.

by prof_db January 28, 2021

Shove A Dick Up My Ass

Another phrase for saying FML or damn it.

Ahh shove a dick up my ass, I lost my wallet.

by captainclutch October 25, 2011

Eat That Dick up

Expression meant to basically say, Deal with it. Don’t bother trying to explain yourself or do anything. They have won.

Boy you better Eat that dick up , I ain’t hearing shit you talking bout!

by Comedian95 January 12, 2023

Suck a Dick Up Til You Hiccup

The act of sucking cock until one hiccups

After Betty slammed a glass of cola Johnny told her to come here and Suck a Dick Up Til You Hiccup

by RooKie78 October 18, 2010