When a girl loses her virginity and her mind because she fell in love with dick on the first stroke.
Look at that Ho. Mikey took her out last night and must have fucked her right cause she came home dicktarded!!!
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by duckster August 7, 2003
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Person with brain: Everybody already does. He's a dicktard.
Person with brain: Everybody already does. He's a dicktard.
by TomBrady69 September 25, 2017
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by Mr. Vocabularizor August 12, 2009
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by jimbo dan May 17, 2007
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"I was going to invite mom over for dinner but she started dating some guy. I can't deal with her when she's being such a dicktard."
by Chris_Z September 26, 2005
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