self-diagnoser

self diagnosers are the people that like fidget cubes so they say "I need it so I can focus". Then the next day they will be like "omg i feel like I need fidget constantly, Omg I have such bad adhd" . This is very annoying not to mention how fucking annoying it is to people that actually have adhd. First of all stop, second of all GET A DIAGNOSIS!! I can't even tell you how many people are like "Do you really think i can go talk to that person? I have depression, anxiety, and social anxiety!!" I am so sorry that you are feeling fidgety, nervous, or sad, but mental illness isn't an adjective! I know karen looked up 7 "100% accurate not-fake (adhd/anxiety/depression/other mental illness)" test on google and its said she had whatever mental illness, but you really can't throw around those terms. in conclusion, self diagnosers piss people off! it doesnt matter how much u rlly think you have it, GET A DIAGNOSIS! DONT GO AROUND SAYING THAT U HAVE RLLY BAD THIS OR THAT WHEN YOU PROBABLY DON'T! PLEASE JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS THAT U ARE REALLY SURE THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE BEFORE YOU GET A DIAGNOSIS FROM A REAL DOCTOR/PSYCHOLOGIST! NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR "STRUGGLES"! JUST SHUT UP!!!!

karen says she has ADHD because she is feeling fidgety (after drinking 7 red bulls) WHAT A self-diagnoser!

by literally can't even May 14, 2018

Diaphorrhea

When you get sweatty' whilst pooing

I broke out in cold diaphorrhea in the school bathroom.

by TheKingOfProcessedMeats May 13, 2015

diaphobic

someone who doesn’t accept of is afraid of diabetics.

boy1:hey have you met the new girl?
boy2:hell nah she’s diabetic!

boy1:what are you, diaphobic?

by iamdiabetic1234567 September 12, 2020

diagetic

As told or recounted rather than shown. Derived from diagesis, a style of fiction. In diagesis, a narrator tells a story. It has stood in contrast with mimesis -- in which you are shown rather than told -- since Aristotelean times.

When Jack Johnson sings about the diagetic world, he is talking about the world you are told about, and complaining that you can't accept the narrative that you hear.

Alternately, one can think of the Director's cut of Blade Runner as more mimetic, forcing you to put things together, while the one that was put in theatres with the voice overs to fill in the gaps as a more diagetic presentation.

This word is probably a bit uppity for this place, but it doesn't appear in the dictionary, and two incorrect definitions have already been given.

You can't believe everything you hear

The DIAGETIC world is so unclear

So baby close your ears

On the news tonight

by monadologist April 25, 2011

diag-nonsense

Often used among people with mental health issues, refers to their diagnosis or label in a derogatory way. Generally indicates that the person using the term thinks that their diagnosis is useless as many people fit a few of the criteria for being diagnosed with different mental illnesses, however the overall picture of those illnesses is often not an accurate depiction of any problems they may have. The term is sometimes seen in popular culture and gained popularity from its use in the film 'Girl, Interrupted'.

So, what's your diag-nonsense?

by musicgeek87 September 19, 2010

Roshaun Diah

Apart of the “lolipop boys” (mattia polibio, Alejandro Rosario, Alvaro Romero, kairi consentino) Also goes by roshauna.

person 1: hey do you know who roshaun diah is?

person 2: yeah isn’t he friends with mattia polibio?

by riap December 16, 2019

diagnostificationism

Often a term used in the automotive industry to conduct a thorough diagnosis of a vehicle usually taking many more hours than is recommended. This is basically one step below completely tearing the car apart.

Brandon: How is the car coming along?
Jeff: I can't seem to figure out what the problem is!
Brandon: You've been working on that car for 3 hours.
Jeff: Yes, I need to perform "diagnostificationism".

by Jeff Pieper May 27, 2008