Ducebag

A bag of turds

He is such a ducebag! = bag of turds

by Oilf September 20, 2017

doucebagary

partaking in the action of being a doucebag.

The republican uprising on tax day was nothing more than utter doucebagary.

by howlinscot April 15, 2009

Deuce-Bag

A douche bag with the annoying habit of flipping the deuces and giving a constipated, pursed-lips look in every fucking photo snapped of them.

"Handfuls of hair gel, chinese/barbed wire tattoos, and being tanned fake orange is one thing, but that stupid pose makes you the worst deuce-bag imaginable."

by dbhater March 22, 2009

deuchebaggety

a word used to decribe a sentence or gesture. if someone says or does something deuchbaggety, it refers to them as being a deuchebag.

tyler: oh man will, GET PWND!!
will: tyler, that was deuchebaggety

by i think my name is will January 30, 2007

Deuchebagetry

The commiting of one or more, known acts of deuchebaggedness.

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son is begining to show signs of terminal deuchebagetry.

by Dr. Bag December 2, 2011

doucebagery

basically, it means bullshit.

Teenie: omgawzz!!! LOL! LOL! i'm hawt! wana siberzz? im awwll wet! LOLLLZZ! tell me u look lyke beji madden!
Me: What??
Teenie: oh nvmzzXz. i dunt want 2 git pregnut!
Me: Please, i beg of you, take your inane doucebagery elsewhere. Everytime you make a comment my IQ drops a few points.
Teenie: *dies from a massive brain aneurism*

by Dr. Z says I'm special August 3, 2005

Deecebag

an alternative way of saying "decent". Often used when trying to sound more like a junkie, or just to sound awsome.

last night we got maggot, it was deecebag as

by stef-bag April 29, 2011