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Reddit Detective

People on Reddit who think they are smarter than they are and over analyze evidence and come up with a flimsy at best explanations. Most of the time they start the spread of false information and end up hurting the case.
Person #1: I FIGURED OUT WHO KILLED BECKY!
Person #2: Who? Her case has been unsolved for years.

Person #1: If you look at this photo, that was taken an hour before she died, you can clearly see a man in the background who bribed her friend on the right into killing her.

Person #2: How do you know this?

Person #1: At one point in the night they talked.

Person #2: Thats it?

Person #1: Yeah. Ain't I so smart?

Person #2: You stupid Reddit Detective.
by Weirdo Sheep September 17, 2017
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Metal Detecting

Dorky looking, but an awesome hobby where you find coins and jewelry while beach combing.
Metal Detecting. It's only March and already this year I have found $18 in change, 3 silver rings, 2 14K gold rings and a diamond and sapphire engagement ring that I recently sold for $875.00. Yay me!
by Davydone March 6, 2009
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Detective Conan

Anime in which Edogawa Conan, Kudou Shinichi, solves cases and tries to get closer to the Black Organization that shrunk him back to the body of an elementary student. Conan's identity is a secret except to Haibara Ai, Professor Agasa, His parents, and Hattori Heiji. There are currently ten movies out, and the final, eleventh movie comes out in June. This is, by far, the best Anime in the world. Other names are Meitantei Conan and Case Closed
Detective Conan is, by far, the best Anime show
by Arutsuro May 13, 2007
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detective pikachu

A Pokémon movie that’s way better than it deserved to be
Wanna come and watch Detective Pikachu with me tomorrow?
by GoodDoggo5555 May 9, 2019
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Facebook Detective

A name to call yourself instead of saying you are stalking someone on facebook.
Person 1: Dude, you're facebook stalking her!

Person 2: No man, I'm just a facebook detective.
by ursidae August 19, 2009
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detective

A devilishly handsome individual who investigates and ruthlessly abolishes mysteries of all kinds.
Are you wondering how I traced your plastic bouncy ball thievery to the Burlington sewer under the bakery, the bakery containing your cousin's meth lab where he singlehandedly produces all desoxyephedrine sold to the state of Vermont, in which a law was passed that specifically outlaws the robbery and transport of plastic bouncy objects and that you are currently in violation of? It is because I am a Detective. You shall be fined fifteen dollars.
by Detective Kernel April 10, 2010
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Detectified

It's when a person has bestowed the knowledge of detectivism on another human being.
You just got detectified bi*ch
by The detectifiers February 18, 2020
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