The Doschek Effect

The feeling of being in utter disbelief of how perfect some else is. The awe inspiring perfection that is that person. Commonly used to describe one you like.

"You're better then perfect. You make me feel The Doschek Effect every time we speak. It's not fair."

by JK_James_Kraus_3 November 25, 2016

deusche

A 28 year-old man who teaches "life lessons"

stupid bitch, deusche can be spelled both ways

by tristan1301 November 2, 2008

deuschebag

a small item used to clean the crust out of a crusty(not trusty) vagina a.k.a. pussy twat or taco.

het bertha Marks go clean ur taco with a deuschebag.

by the run mcs of the spitting encounter November 4, 2003

Deusche-Nozzle

1. A Deusche-Nozzle (alt. deuschenozzle) is a person who, while in a dialogue, or community based monologue, goes against the social mores of how to respond, esp. with regards to sarcastic jokes.

2. An interlocutor who takes a joke and waters it down with unpleasantness. This, of course is the origin of the insult.

3. An individual who, perhaps unprovoked, posts and tries to affirm unpleasant ideas especially relating to racism, ethnocentrism, religious primacy or alt. evolutionary primacy, etc..

The facebook profile for God was hilarious until some deusche-nozzle went and ruined it with religious zealotry which inevitably lead to atheistic imperialists.

by Vladeon December 15, 2008

deusche fag

an uncommon slang term for an idiot

(playing paintball) wow that guy is the only one left on our team and he's just camping like a deusche fag.... we'll never win.

by chicagotribune February 16, 2009

Deuscheoisie

Deuschbags who are rich, participate in fraternity functions, and wear pink polo shirts.

"Chad's excellent pink shirt and rich parents have earned him a place in the social class of the Deuscheoisie"

by kevoneofmany May 4, 2010

Deschedule

When something was scheduled, but now you want it no longer scheduled with the intention of it being rescheduled at a later date.

Can you deschedule the install at site xxxx?

or

See, I told you deschedule was a word!!

by HappyMc July 5, 2010