Dendrophobia

Dendrophobia is the "fear of trees"

Dendro= trees.

My younger brother has dendrophobia, he is terrified of trees.

by Alsharaf October 15, 2006

dendrapyronecrobestifeliac

A sick sick person who has intercourse with dead burning plant covered animals.

"Dude, that dendrapyronecrobestifeliac is dicking that dead burning kelp covered otter. Sick!"

by Shrooms February 23, 2004

dendrophilia

Sexual arousal derrived from trees.

Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best



Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



….beeb

by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004

Dende

A mans penis, usually described as large. People can also say 'Baby Dende' for having a small penis, which is usually an insult.

You still talkin' shit when you still can't even lift my dad's dende!

by bitch stealer 8383 October 16, 2016

dendronecrobeastiality

Having sexual intercourse with a dead animal in a tree.

Yo man I love dendronecrobeastiality! Its the shit.

by Jamie the master May 22, 2007

Dendrothymos

From the Greek δένδρο, dendro or tree, and θυμός, thymos or anger, is an uncontrolled anger reaction experienced by phylogeneticists (biologists who study evolution) when faced with a really bad evolutionary tree

Tom suffered a severe case of dendrothymos when he read that paper on fungi

by proffunguy August 5, 2016

Fuck Ass Dende

When you can tell someone's dick game is weak as fuck

Me: Ay, you got a Fuck Ass Dende boi
Person: Bruh, why would you say something like that?
Me: Cuz I can tell just from looking at ya.

Use of the word dende for dicks is credited to SSJ9k.

by ShurokDaDon June 27, 2017