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Blah Guy 52: Meh. I'm bored.
Blah Guy 53: Yeah, me too.
52: Uh... what do you want to do?
53: Um... i dunno. Wanna play a game?
52: Oh sure, what kind?
53: Oh, i dunno.
52: Hmm.
53: Oh I know! Let's play catch the H-Bomb!
52: Yeah!
*boom.*
by ianweller April 2, 2005
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Demeter

Demeter (Ceres) is the sister of Zeus.
Demeter is the goddess of corn.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010
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Dementor

A girl who gives really good head, but her very annoying personality slowly sucks away your soul.
Bro 1: Bro, Jasmine gives crazy head. Matty is so lucky.
Bro 2: No way bro, she's a dementor,

Bro 1: What does that mean?
Bro 2: It means she's fucking crazy.
Bro 1: Oh, that would it explain why Matty never wants to hang with us anymore.
by Titus Blowhard September 2, 2010
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Dementors

Creatures of everlasting darkness. These creatures are the only things born evil.

Just being in proximity with a dementor drains all happy thoughts away from. They make you relive your worst memory.
They also take away anything warm, whether they be thoughts or the accual tempature.
They are also some of the only creature that do not sleep, they also never walk. They are the only known creature that can suck the very soul from a living thing.
Because of these special abilities they are used as gaurds to the wizard prizion of Azkaban.

The only know way of fighting a dementor is to use a petronus charm.
When thoses Dementors came by..........i nearly pissed myself.
by Phantomdeath August 1, 2009
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Demented

1. Entirely irrational: Completely unreasonable or lacking any sense of the consequences of actions taken.

2. Affected with dementia: Affected by the loss of intellectual functions that is associated with dementia. This usually only happens to elderly (old) people.
My friend's granpa is demented, he can't remember a thing.
by Jafje April 5, 2007
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Dementor's Mouth

Very dilated anus from fisting and other perverse practices. So called because it can dilate to an irregular shape, like the mouth of a Dementor (fictional humanoid from the Harry Potter books).
Fisting is just gross and will give you a Dementor's Mouth
by Nemia December 11, 2010
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