Give me some deef on this paper.
by James Sheldon December 28, 2005

A male version of queef.. When gasulants come out of a man's penis making fart like noises. This sometimes occurs after intercourse.
by Carmen Brown July 28, 2008

A deef is basically a dick queef.
by Master Bay Terr February 22, 2011

When you get a virus on your computer, you can say that your computer is deefed.
There are various alterations to the word. You can simply say for example, "Computer deefed," when you need to say that you're computer is fucked.
Originated in Allentown, PA.
There are various alterations to the word. You can simply say for example, "Computer deefed," when you need to say that you're computer is fucked.
Originated in Allentown, PA.
by Robbit September 3, 2005

by Admiral Dude Kiss May 8, 2008

To dry hump, more or less have sex with clothes on. Mormons like to deef so that they can nut without having actual sex. Deef sessions are typically 1-3 hours. Widely known in Utah county, Utah.
“Deef me?”
“How far did you go with John?” “We deefed”
“You wore jeans? That’s like the number one rule of deef! You have to wear leggings or sweats!”
“How far did you go with John?” “We deefed”
“You wore jeans? That’s like the number one rule of deef! You have to wear leggings or sweats!”
by Analjames December 28, 2017

by Doctor Deef August 14, 2016
