Deceased buttocks is slang for “seriously.” That is, no kidding, for real, we’re deceased buttocks not lying to you.
Note that it’s often used in more professional settings rather than the similar slang “deadass”
Note that it’s often used in more professional settings rather than the similar slang “deadass”
by Rushuponme March 22, 2023
Get the deceased buttocks mug.A term used to express exaggerated joy and approval by onlookers or witnesses to behavior perceived as iconic or fierce (e.g. a death drop during a voguing performance, a friend looking hot in a provocative outfit, etc.), or at an unexpected but propitious outcome (e.g. a celebrity coming out, news of a highly anticipated album drop, etc.), typically within the context of gay counterculture.
The term is a portmanteau and takes the form of a command followed by a proclamation. "Slay the house down boots" mixes the use of "slay", widely used as a shorthand to express joyful surprise, with the instruction to slay "the house down", implying a larger edifice or audience, typically in the context of a performance. The addition of "boots" is used for shock effect, echoing wider gay parlance. "Houston I'm deceased" is a play on the lines used by astronauts communicating to NASA's Mission Control and implies that the reaction was so urgent that a well-known authority had to be notified; "I'm deceased" humorously implies that something was so overwhelming that the speaker has passed away. The impossibility of literal use accentuates the chaos and humor.
The term is used primarily among queer youths and emerged from the NY ballroom and drag scene before percolating into wider gay culture, primarily via memes and alt Twitter. It is used for its flamboyant flair and for its tendency to bewilder straight audiences.
The term is a portmanteau and takes the form of a command followed by a proclamation. "Slay the house down boots" mixes the use of "slay", widely used as a shorthand to express joyful surprise, with the instruction to slay "the house down", implying a larger edifice or audience, typically in the context of a performance. The addition of "boots" is used for shock effect, echoing wider gay parlance. "Houston I'm deceased" is a play on the lines used by astronauts communicating to NASA's Mission Control and implies that the reaction was so urgent that a well-known authority had to be notified; "I'm deceased" humorously implies that something was so overwhelming that the speaker has passed away. The impossibility of literal use accentuates the chaos and humor.
The term is used primarily among queer youths and emerged from the NY ballroom and drag scene before percolating into wider gay culture, primarily via memes and alt Twitter. It is used for its flamboyant flair and for its tendency to bewilder straight audiences.
*Performer executes a flawless death drop while voguing*
"Yis maw maw you better werk"
"Slay the house down boots Houston I'm deceased!!"
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"Yis maw maw you better werk"
"Slay the house down boots Houston I'm deceased!!"
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A person, almost always a man, who has acheived the highest level of sexual efficacy, who can be best described as a gentle and thorogh lover.
by AntDecco October 28, 2007
Get the DeCrescenzo mug.From the verb "To give someone a deceased". This is where you insult someone by shouting the name of one of their dead relatives - a very harsh insult used only when extremely provoked.
Uses of deceased (noun):
Scott: Seriously Tom was bugging the shit out of me last night
Andy: What did you do?
Scott: I gave the fucker a deceased
Tom: Scott you are such a lanky prick
Scott: Shut the fuck up SUE!
Andy: Oooh! You just got given a deceased!
Scott: Seriously Tom was bugging the shit out of me last night
Andy: What did you do?
Scott: I gave the fucker a deceased
Tom: Scott you are such a lanky prick
Scott: Shut the fuck up SUE!
Andy: Oooh! You just got given a deceased!
by matrixbadger February 16, 2009
Get the Deceased (noun) mug.A man endeavoring to be virtus, who takes a solemn vow to retire his jedi-esque ability to befuddle the minds of Young Impressionable women.
A Deviant Gentleman no longer interested in a Barton.
A Deviant Gentleman no longer interested in a Barton.
The Deviant Gentleman has reformed and is no longer using his powers of magical mind control to cause the pretty young lady to perform sexual favors. He is a Deceased Deviant.
by Bret Michaels January 11, 2008
Get the Deceased Deviant mug.Mary Jane decrastinated today and finished her work so she can go to the festival.
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"decrastination is a form of getting off your ass" Lee said to shikamaru.
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"decrastination is a form of getting off your ass" Lee said to shikamaru.
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Brandon was degreasing the unicycle when his girlfriend caught him in the act and gave him a helping hand
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