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damage control 

an attempt made to correct or rectify a situation that went wrong
we gotta be prepared to do some serious damage control if the press hears about this!
damage control by hipster July 2, 2004

DAMAGED GOODS 

1) Item/s that were expected to be in good (if not brand new) condition, but were discovered eventually that they weren't.

2)Someone who was once healthy and/or normal but isn't anymore due to unfortunate, traumatic events in his/her life (i.e. physical abuse, emotional abuse, sexual abuse, drug abuse...u get it).
DAMAGED GOODS by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003

Brain Damage 

What happens when you discover any type of pornografic content when you are less that 10 years old.
Me: Personally, i have a theory.
Psychologist: What theory?
Me: I think the exposue to unsupervised and grafic pornografic content at a very young age as given my brain damage.
Psychologist: Good theory.
Brain Damage by Fgyjt March 6, 2022

Trollateral Damage 

Repercussions and damage incurred as a result from a troll, by people who are not the intended recipients of said troll.
"Oh man, Lyly was so pissed off about that troll we did this morning... Oh well, just trollateral damage"

thats alot of damage 

A meme about a guy poking holes in a bucket in a Flex Tape ad. Some times added "How about some MORE?"
Now thats alot of damage.

good damage

good damage comes from popular show bojack horseman. the phrase means damage that helps or contributes to yourself in a positive way. the opposite is bad damage, which only serves to make you an angry, regretful person. plain damage fits in there too. plain damage is just the type of trauma and hurt that just stays there, doing virtually nothing. you remember, it hurts, but it doesnt make you better or worse. kind of like how the meteor that killed the dinosaurs leaves damage on the earth, but the damage changes little to nothing about the area.
therapist: "how would you say your damage has changed you?"
person 1: "id say i have good damage. i think my trauma made me a better person."
good damage by weirdossss October 3, 2023