a fictional (emphasis on fictional) disease, often used in fanfictions, where the victim regurgitates and coughs up flower petals when they suffer from unrequited love. The illness can only be cured through surgical removal, however any existing romantic feelings are also removed with the infection.
the "hanahaki disease" can't really be applied to real life because it's fictional, so no examples for it...sorry!
by user789456123 April 05, 2017
Hotchner's Disease is basically where you only smile like maybe 5 times in 5 yrs. Treatment - Have JJ show you her newborn son.
by Team Reid January 31, 2011
by Dr Bunnygirl January 10, 2019
When you're eWhoring and you sell your pictures/videos for less than a dollar each or charge less than $20 for a package
by madisondisease August 18, 2021
A seemingly terminal disease on which the patient lacks the ability to act like a normal person in the presence of the opposite sex. Other symptoms include posing for pictures with models at car shows with a completely frozen face and arms straight down instead of grabbing the model
by 666cr February 18, 2015
Hanauso Disease is a fictional disease in which when the victim’s loved one lies or betrays them, flowers will grow out of the victim’s neck. Alongside that, the victim will be unable to talk until their loved one tells the truth.
by jayquan. July 02, 2021
"Why are you yelling?!"
"Sorry, it's like a tick that comes out of nowhere. It's called JonSandman disease."
"Sorry, it's like a tick that comes out of nowhere. It's called JonSandman disease."
by IUPAC Name March 18, 2018