dildic

adj.
Of, like, or pertaining to a dildo

It's really dildic to bail on your friends for a hoe.

by Jaiess December 28, 2008

Dildoic

After the mesozoic era, the dildoic era is one of extreme tightness. The term dildoic can be used to describe someone or something, a time or place, or an emotion.

We are in the dildoic age.
That is dildoic.
Everything in this chest looks to be from a very dildoic age, or even from the dildoic age.

by Shon Gibdog October 10, 2003

Dildice

The art form of excreting feces into a condom (balloons are also used) freezing said condom, and than using the dildice as a pleasuring tool usually for the female specimen.

girl 1: I made a really lumpy dildice yesterday.

girl 2: ouch...mine was long and i shaped it before freezing.

by lednas May 10, 2010

Dildoicly

To use an object in the same way you would use a dildo.

I'll stick the banana up your hole Dildoicly !!!

by blagan May 2, 2011

dildicorn

A horse with a dildo taped to its head.

"what is that I think I saw a unicorn"
"no, it can't be"
"bro I think its a dildicorn"
"yes we finally saw one"

by littletomato October 30, 2018

Dildicate

To dedicate ones dildo to a "deeper"purpose.

I'm gonna dildicate my new dildo by breaking it in tonight. You're welcome!

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021