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The art form of excreting feces into a condom (balloons are also used) freezing said condom, and than using the dildice as a pleasuring tool usually for the female specimen.
girl 1: I made a really lumpy dildice yesterday.
girl 2: ouch...mine was long and i shaped it before freezing.
girl 2: ouch...mine was long and i shaped it before freezing.
by lednas May 10, 2010
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Small: WOW i am so pro at everything and i am better than you
Not Small: Small, stop being so irritating and thinking your so much better than everyone
Not Small: Small, stop being so irritating and thinking your so much better than everyone
by lednas June 23, 2010
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