2 definitions by lednas

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The art form of excreting feces into a condom (balloons are also used) freezing said condom, and than using the dildice as a pleasuring tool usually for the female specimen.
girl 1: I made a really lumpy dildice yesterday.

girl 2: ouch...mine was long and i shaped it before freezing.
by lednas May 10, 2010
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A small little kid, usually blonde haired, who enjoys irritating others and in general considers himself an all around pro, when in actuality he is the exact opposite.
Small: WOW i am so pro at everything and i am better than you

Not Small: Small, stop being so irritating and thinking your so much better than everyone
by lednas June 21, 2010
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