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Triple Decker Blumpkin 

An act involving 3 willing participants. The first participant removes the lid of the cistern on the toilet and sits in while proceeding to take a nifty little dump inside. The second part-taker sits AC Slater style on the toilet bowl performing fellatio on the first participant whilst pissing into the toilet. The third and luckiest particpant will be kneeling like an alter boy with their lips firmly clasped in a suction grip around the anus while the second participant power dumps into their mouth. To finish the third participant then proceeds to splurge a creamy-corny parcel onto the bathroom floor.
Larry: you should have seen what I caught peter doing earlier. I walked into the bathroom and he was sitting top-deck in the ensuite having a triple decker Blumpkin with with Greg and Sarah. Shit everywhere.

Nora: :O
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Mary DeKeyzer 

Cruel, uncaring and a con artist, narcissict
Oh, you got scammed by a Mary DeKeyzer

jonny decker 

Jonny decker is a British hero and homeless man who will dance for 1 quid he has been sighted in wallsend and Whitley bay if you see Jonny decker please give him 1 quid
Jonny decker is a homeless man who lives in wallsend
jonny decker by Gangrene deep September 30, 2020

scrotal descension 

(skroh-tuhl dih-sen-shuhn)

1. The scientific name for the act of tea bagging.

2. Placing the external sac of skin enclosing the testes in most male animals into the cavity containing the structures used in mastication of another animal.
Scrotal descension has been reported to increase spermatozoon levels in organisms of the kingdom animalia and elevate the humiliation levels pertaining to said entities receiving the maneuver.

desketchify

1. To conduct an exhaustive Google search on a hot guy you meet in a bar, on eharmony, craigslist, on the subway platform, a cousin's wedding, movie theater, etc. to either confirm that he lied about everything he said or to prove that he is not sketchy at all, but in fact worthy of a first date.
That fine brotha by the jukebox just told me that he has a law degree from Yale. Before we kick it on a first date, I need to desketchify him and find out if he is fo' real.
desketchify by Samsara00 August 28, 2012

Double decker pecker wrecker 

When your woman has braces on top and bottom teeth. And she gives you a bj
Dude don't date her.
Why?
She has braces of top and bottom.

So what.

That's a double decker pecker wrecker
Dekerz a shorter name for Dekeratinization. The process in which a male who has been circumcised and has developed a thick layer of keratin on his glans, reverses the process, becomes (decircumsiced), returns his once non-existent Foreskin back to natural, healthy levels. Such results in massive increase in sexual sensation felt in the glans, a much softer, moister look and feel in the glans, and because of these, stronger orgasms and ejaculations.
Guy1: Bro, before I restored my foreskin my head was weak! Couldn't even FEEL anything! But now that my head has undergone Dekerz, I feel EVERYTHING, and it all feels GOOD!!!!
William: doesn’t matter to me as I’m a Grimster

Guy1: OMG I just tried The wanky poo it’s so amazing!! I can feel everything and I mean everything!!
Dekerz by Rumball December 18, 2018