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e-deaf

When one does not respond to another's email or to any kind of online chat.
Dan: "Brozay, what's up? I've emailed you like four times and you don't respond. What are you, fuckin' e-deaf?"
Nick: "Ah, sorry dude. Been busy lately, and I'm spread really thin."
by stockman09 October 5, 2007
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Beats-deaf

The combination of X-box play and Beats headphone use rendering a teenage male unreachable and in complete and utter isolation from the surrounding environment.
I tried to tell him that the house was burning down, but he was Beats-deaf and didn't make it out!
by YAWA April 25, 2015
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Deafstroke

1. A person who loves swedes.
2. Someone who likes calling people monkeys.
Rainor: I love Ikea so much, god bless Ingvar Kamprad

Esbinage: You're such a classic deafstroke
by Brainful March 23, 2021
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Decaf person

A person who is so boring they make you yawn
P1: Josh was such a decaf person I thought I was going to die of boredom

P2: Lol what'd he do
P1: He didn't do anything literally

P2: oof
by 131313131313131313131313 April 9, 2021
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degayification

The act of turning someone straight; as noted by critic Becca about the movie "Saved".
Becca thought Nic was gay, so she sent him to degayification camp to attempt to turn him straight.
by GMBlank February 25, 2008
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degangbangerify

To remove all gangbanger tendencies from a gangbanger.
If one were a gangbanger, how would turning a hat degangbangerify said person?
by degangbangerfier May 12, 2014
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degauss

the act of pressing the "degauss" button on your computer monitor to be rewarded with a buzzing sound and an exciting dementation of the colors.

A computer that hasn't been degaussed for a fair amount of time is considered "fresh".

The longer the duration between degausses, the "twangier" the degauss will be. If you are patient enough to wait a few weeks without degaussing your monitor, you won't be disappointed with the twangage.

The "Degauss Scale®" is used to measure the amount of "twang" from a degauss. The scale is usually from 1-10.

1: The lowest score on the twang scale. you must have just degaussed your monitor a few seconds ago in order to have a twang rating this low.

2: weak. you must have recently degaussed your monitor.

3: low. a slight twang but not much color distortion.

4: below average. generally low amount of twang/gimpedness

5: average. this is the type of degauss you will usually get if you have gone about 30 mins without degaussing.

6: above average. a decent amount of twang duration and messed up gamma.

7: oooh gettin up there. a 7 is pretty good. this means you have a good amount of twang and your color probably messed up quite a bit.

8: This is a satisfying degauss. enough twang to keep you laughing.

9: an unhealthy amount of twang and buzzing. insane color distortion.

10: these suckers only come by once in a green moon. They are so absol-friggin-twangy that they can knock you out of your seat. 10's usually have about an 8 sec twang duration. pulling one of these off means you are a degauss pr0
i degaussed all the monitors in the computer lab. uber twang
by Rob April 11, 2005
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