cyprus

a modern laboratory where they conduct experiments on homo sapiens regarding:

a. maximum amount of heat they can endure without evaporating
b. maximum amount of cab fare they can pay without a fist fight
c. maximum amount of distance they would be willing to go back when they confront an impassable-looking, smelly trash pile
d. maximum amount of war stories they can listen
e. maximum amount of booze intake before they die of dehydration
f. maximum amount of drug dealers they can ask where to get marijuana
g. maximum amount of car accidents they can have in a day
h. maximum amount of ugly whores building a wall in front of a one sexy whore

- i hear gambling is not prohibited in cyprus.
+ yeah, russian roulette is awesome.

by éyé April 30, 2013

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Cyprus is cypriot

Means it belongs to the people of the island and not some Greek or Turk virgin living in Belgium.

Cypriot 1: Cyprus is cypriot
Cypriot 2: I agree with your very based statement

by kypronotsogreko September 17, 2022

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Cyphus • cyphusion • Cyprus • Cyprus is Turkish • cephus • Cyphisonia E.P. • cyphisticated • Cyprused • Cyprus is cypriot • Cyprus is Greek

cyphusion

a huge penis

George has a huge cyphusion

by ScytheAstra June 15, 2021

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Cyprus

got smoked turkey

turkey destroyed cyprus

by sholeburger July 28, 2021

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Cyprus is Turkish

A phrase used by mentally ill people who are never taken seriously. This phrase was first used in 1958 when the biggest mentally ill and terrorist organisation the TMT, wanted to partition the island of Cyprus between the Hellenic Republic and Cockroach land. This phrased is still used to this day by many Turkish Cypriots in Occupied Cyprus, most notably the propaganda page, funded by the pseudo-government in the occupied side, Young Turkish Cypriots.

Guy 1: What do you believe about Cyprus, the beautiful Greek Island?
Guy 2: Cyprus is Turkish
Guy 1: I see that you are open with your mental illness

by TheCypriotMachine August 3, 2022

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