Cycle babble

The random Babblings of cyclist as they stop at the lights, its ussually about tyres, bike shorts, the type of energy drink they're drinking, their bike/brands, how far their going and sometimes about human interest. But the last one is on very rare occasions.

Jack: Dude, today i stopped at the lights and there was this mass group of cyclists discussing like tyre pressure and what brand of shorts they were wearing!

Bernard: That's cycle babble for you mate.

by YeahBroIamYourGodSoLikeYeah October 19, 2010

cycle babble

Cyclists talking about tyre pressure, seat height and shoe types

Pulled up at the lights today and the guys next to us were discussing tyre pressure and hard seats and what sort of helmet was best - it was total cycle babble

by babblist October 19, 2010

Cycle Cunt

Quite common in Northern California, Cycle Cunts are cyclists who ride through city thoroughfares at either highway speeds or slow as fuck. They often travel in packs and have complete disregard for their fellow users of the road. They obey few traffic laws and the ones they do they enforce with their lives. Often seen blocking traffic, harassing pedestrians, clustering in fire zones and crosswalks, or riding up busy sidewalks.

Not all cyclists are Cycle Cunts though, some are nice. Some.

Woman: "HONEY THE BRAKES THAT MAN IS CROSSING THE STREET"
Man: "Hildegard calm your shit he's a cyclist he can't be riding in that crosswalk on a red light!
*honks horn* Fuck you Cycle Cunts!"

by Moses Magoo January 5, 2015

cycle therapist

One who fixes your bicycle, your body after cycling or your mind after cycling

My spokes drove my wheel out of alignment and I went to Boston Urban Adventours, my cycle therapist.

by JTTuck July 22, 2012

cycle charting

The practice of observing, recording & interpreting bodily signs associated with the menstrual cycle. These signs include waking body temperature taken orally under the tongue every morning & cervical fluid observed on toilet paper after wiping across the vaginal opening. These signs are recorded in a simple chart - hence why this practice is often called cycle charting.

Cycle charting can yield health insights & allow people who menstruate to identify the days during their cycle when unprotected sex could lead to pregnancy. If they're trying to avoid pregnancy they can use barriers (condoms or a diaphragm) on those days & enjoy deliciously natural sex on all other days of their cycle. This is called the sympto-thermal fertility awareness method. It's 99.6% effective with perfect use & is *not* the same as the old-fashioned calendar rhythm method. It's currently being embraced by lots of crunchy people who aren't wanting to use hormonal contraception. It's secular & pro-choice.

Cycle charting is also not the same as period tracking. Period tracking is simply noting the days of menstruation. This information can be used to guesstimate approximately when your next period might be due but it can't give insights into your overall cycle nor can it be used to avoid pregnancy effectively.

Since coming off the pill I've become totally obsessed with cycle charting! I love being more in touch with my body and being able to avoid pregnancy without having to use condoms every day of my cycle.

by oh cecilia October 14, 2018

Cycle Snacker

a person who performs oral sex to a female while during that time of the month.

“I’m a cycle snacker baby, periods don’t stop shit but a sentence around here”

by YungElderly December 25, 2018

cycle sister

When you’re so close to your girls that your periods sync up. You become cycle sisters.

Bae we both need a tampon because we’re cycle sisters. Love you bae.

by S Cal January 18, 2019