vada a bordo, cazzo!

Italian for "get back on board, damn it!"

Captain of the sinking cruize ship: "It's dark here. Can't see anything"
Coast guard: "It's dark and you want to go home? vada a bordo, cazzo!"

by vektr February 7, 2012

Cumzone

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Cumzone means:
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by Niggatron2.0 September 17, 2019

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by BroknRobot April 26, 2020

CUZZY CREW

A GANG WHO RESPECTS ALL FELLOW MEMBERS.

THE CUZZY CREW COMPRISES OF MEMBERS. ANDREW, STEVEN, BOB, MARVIN, BARRY, STAN, RONALD. HOWEVER THERE MAY BE MORE.THIS GANG DOES NOT TOLERATE SCUZZY BEHAVIOR.

by CUZZY CREW CORPORATION March 19, 2014

grazie al cazzo

"Grazie al cazzo" or "E grazie al cazzo" , Italian expression that used to say that what someone has just said is a banality, is an obvious concept (that everyone knew)

Litteraly, "Grazie al Cazzo" is "Thanks the dick! " ( you have to thank your dick for this idea, not your brain) and meaning: " it's obious !"

examples:

A: i'm a human
B: Grazie al cazzo ! i don't think you are an insect

A: If i shoot myself in the head, i will die
B: e grazie al cazzo, you're not immortal

by AlessiotheItalianJerk April 13, 2015

Fra cazzo da Velletri

1. It's a sentence from Rome slang. It means a self-important persone, but in fact, a guy no one knows coming from a little town no one knows.
2. It could be used also to say "you know very well who"

2. A husband comes back home and shuts the door. The wife asks: "Who is?" - the husband: "Fra Cazzo da Velletri" (= who else do you wonder it could be?)

by Clorophilla April 8, 2016

buongiorno un cazzo

Literally "Good morning a fuck".
An ironic, vulgar salutation to answer to a "Good morning" sometimes used in Italy.
You can hear it mostly at work, early in the morning, from someone especially stressed out.
The intention of those using this expression is to warn their peers about a critical condition, a large workload to be processed soon or already in process, a really bad mood or all the above together.

See cazzo.

your colleague > "Buongiorno!"
you > "Buongiorno un cazzo"

by sunrising April 27, 2017