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catatonic

One who does not respond to external stimuli, for example through the senses. You could shoot a catatonic in the foot and they would not notice.

Very few people can ever achieve complete catatonic status. Those who do rarely recover, resulting in pain and untold suffering for the victim's family.
Keanu Reeves is a catatonic. His family must be counselled properly.

"Just stand next to Carrie-Ann and we'll do the rest!"

"Um.... I am The One!"
by Comrade Dmitri March 12, 2004
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Cubaton

A.k.a. Reggaeton Cubano. It's reggaeton by Cuban artists. It's not exactly the same as puerto rican reggaeton. It's influenced a lot by the Cuban culture and the beats aren't really similar to the Boricuas' one. It talks about girls and party most of the time. Very good music but not very well known outside the country because Cuba is a kind of prison island. The two more popular artists at this time are El Medico and Candyman, even if there is a lot of them. The dance of this music is very sensual and dirty at the same time and it's called perreo, as for Puerto Rican reggaeton.
Hoy hay un party cubatoooon... Llama las nenas pas perrear y tirarlas hasta el piso!
by DirrtyDawg July 6, 2005
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cumtato

The result of being horny, hungry and lonely. Step one - fuck a potato. Step two - apply man mayonnaise. Step three - serve and enjoy.
"Dude I'm so hungry and horny, but I don't have time for both"
"Dude. Make a cumtato"
by Rocky Hardon June 28, 2017
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cumato

I want a cumato for lunch
by jimothy42069 February 18, 2021
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math class catatonia

when ur in math class and u start spacing out so hard that nothing that happens around you is registered. you start drooling, and mumbling to ur self while you sit there not moving a muscle wishing there was a fire drill today. you want to fall asleep but you know that asshole that calls himself a "teacher" will wake ur dumbass up. so u just sit there lookin' like Donny Darko spacing out.
"bro during mr. bobs math class i space out so hard sometimes i fall asleep with my eyes open."
"math class catatonia man, happens to the best of us."
by jimmybil July 22, 2014
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citator

A bad mofo' known for crushin' bitches, knockin' skulls, and droppin' lines so deep they'd make Socrates go: "Damn!"
Did you wee what happened to that fool? He stepped to Citator and got dropped by a gavel to the head.
by Nelly of Greendale April 22, 2005
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catatonic

Person suffering from extreme fear or anxiety, usually as part of their anxiety, personality, or psychotic disorders.
They do not move, not because they can't or because they are lazy, but because of fear, embarrassment, bad feelings.
Most of social anxiety sufferers resume normal moving, when they are alone. They only freeze when near people.
Besides not moving, they have other symptoms such as headache, toothache, jaw pain, because these organs freeze too.
When guests arrived at my house, my body started to shake, sweat, and I could not move for few hours.
When they left, I resumed my normal activities. Hell of a day! I think I am a catatonic.
by ExcellentRooster February 13, 2021
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