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Castle Bravo

A massive defecation with a detonation yield equivalent to the Castle Bravo hydrogen bomb detonated at Bikini Atoll in 1954. Like the bomb, a Castle Bravo always results in a higher than expected detonation, leading to the destruction of all structures within a 10 mile radius and six decades of irreversible contamination from the subsequent fallout.
James: Did I just feel the house vibrate?
Ryan: Yeah, Adrian just set off a Castle Bravo in the bathroom. We've got 15 seconds to reach minimum safe distance.
by In Amber Clad February 12, 2013
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Your Princess is in Another Castle

Similar to these aren't the droids you're looking for, Your Princess is in Another Castle is a phrase used to tell someone they're looking in the wrong place or otherwise barking up the wrong tree, often used sarcastically.

The phrase refers to a cutscene in the original Super Mario Bros. game which became a well-known gaming meme, seen at the end of every castle save for the final castle in World-8: A Toad would be waiting for you in the room immediately after the boss fight with Bowser and say, "Thank you, Mario! But our Princess is in another castle." This became increasingly frustrating, since, this being a classic Nintendo hard game, the difficulty spiked dramatically between each castle, and reaching the next one, let alone beating it, always required an even more ridiculous amount of skill.
Bob: Joe, have you seen Vanessa? She stole my car and my wallet this morning, after I brought her home from that party at your place last night.
Joe: Sorry, man, but your princess is in another castle. I haven't seen her since last night, either. I dunno what to tell you, except call the cops.
by angxet July 15, 2014
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Castle-Building

Daydreaming, wasting time, or any other form of personal entertainment with fictions of fantasy.
Jennay, quit castle-building and come on! We are gonna be late!
by SumaDemDer January 11, 2013
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Castle Crashers

Quite possibly the most addicting video game ever created for any console. wreak havoc among the tiny creatures of the land with none other than, YOUR OWN TINY COLORED KNIGHTS! embark on the adventure of a lifetime and battle your way through the fantasy world or giant fighting corn and bats with the uncanny ability to lick you to death. weapons, magic, and poo galore.... dont ask just play!
"hey, you wanna go play some castle crashers?!?!?"
"heck yeah, man i could do that all night long"
by JewC December 22, 2008
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Jay Cutler'd

To force something like Jay Cutler forces the football into double and triple coverage and to epically fail.
1. When I couldn't answer my girlfriend's question and she was looking at me weird, I Jay Cutler'd it and said the first thing that came into my head, and she dumped me. Fail.

2. I was trailing by 14 points in the 4th quarter in Madden '10, I Jay Cutler'd it and threw a pick six. Fail.

3. I had an exam and didn't study, I had to write an essay about something I had no clue about. I then Jay Cutler'd it and wrote a bunch of bullshit, I got an F. Fail.
by brightz[tyop] December 16, 2009
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castlemore

brampton high end area mainly with mansions everywhere and where yutes act like og
rexdale resident yo mate in my hood i heard yesterday gun fire castlemore resident oh seriously eh

i heard yesterday punjabi songs bangin in car and pull over later by mame yo fucked up the scene
by proper jatt October 15, 2018
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Mashing the castle towers

"Man those two guys are definitely butt buddies." "Nah man I bet they are just mashing the castle towers"
by Smith Master Flex July 12, 2012
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