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Factorback

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Factorback is the annoying ESPN analyst Merril Hoge's definition of a running back or tailback. He preaches in his loud annoying voice about a "SEAL HERE" AND A "SEAL HERE", and how the factorback is very dynamic. He usually sounds more clueless than Rasheed Wallace at a spelling bee.
Merril Hoge: Adrian Peterson is a FACTOR BACK! I studied him on film for 22.5 hours and he is just absolutely dynamic. Look at this play, POWER FORMATION, RUNNING THE FOOTBALL, he gets a SEAL here, and a SEAL here, and breaks off a nice run. Adrian Peterson is a factorback.
by brightz[tyop] December 21, 2009
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Jay Cutler'd

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To force something like Jay Cutler forces the football into double and triple coverage and to epically fail.
1. When I couldn't answer my girlfriend's question and she was looking at me weird, I Jay Cutler'd it and said the first thing that came into my head, and she dumped me. Fail.

2. I was trailing by 14 points in the 4th quarter in Madden '10, I Jay Cutler'd it and threw a pick six. Fail.

3. I had an exam and didn't study, I had to write an essay about something I had no clue about. I then Jay Cutler'd it and wrote a bunch of bullshit, I got an F. Fail.
by brightz[tyop] December 16, 2009
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