Poo cuffing

The act of accidentally smearing some feces on the cuff of your shirt whilst hastily wiping your anus after defecation.

Luke: What's that brown mark on your cuff?
Andrew: Oh yeah, I was poo cuffing last night.
Luke: Dirty fucker.

by Largest of Ds February 27, 2013

Halfway Cursing

Those funny times in middle school when you would say half of a curse word and then your friend would say the other half. This would usually occur during class while the teacher was trying to teach the class his or her lesson.

Halfway Cursing:

Student 1: Fu...
Student 2: ck!

Student 1: Shi...
Student 2: t!

Student 1: Cu..
Student 2: nt!!

by Dancing with Fire December 7, 2010

curving bitches

The act of turning down bitches hitting you up when you're already into someone

So you and Johnny are still together?

--yeah. HeS always curving bitches though

by PurJas April 25, 2016

Curling Beers

A form of resistance training, involving the act of lifting a can or glass of beer from ones to side to ones mouth.

Extensive beer curling can lead to definition in the bicepts and forearm, for this reason while drinking alternate arms should be used in order to keep the body in proportion.

Titan - Your looking good man, you working out?
Pony - Nah man, Im just curling beers!

by The Fresh July 9, 2007

Cuffing Season

Usually the colder months; i.e. fall or winter, when new relationships start and old relationships turn into engagements. The persons in said relationships are "cuffed", meaning that they no longer seek non-platonic relationships with others.

1) I have lost count of the number of friends getting engaged. Cuffing season has begun.

2) "Are you single?" "Not for long. It's cuffing season."

by catamountgirl November 9, 2014

Hand-Cuffing

When a guy is in public with a girl he likes, and will not leave her side because he fears she will talk to other men. Usually the girl is too attractive for him, and does not reciprocate his romantic feelings, but is leading him on for a while, probably for free drinks/purses. He is definitely only a friend, but she probably has no other prospects at the time, or has just gotten out of a bad relationship and is entertaining the idea of letting this guy date her.

How to tell if a guy is hand-cuffing

1.) The girl he is with is much too attractive for him
2.) He has a worried look on his face and keeps scanning the bar/club/mall for potential threats.
3.) They never touch or kiss, he just kind of looms in her personal bubble, hoping for more attention.

If you see a guy hand-cuffing, go talk to his girl. He won't say anything; he will just stand there quietly with a slightly sour expression on his face until you are done.

Jim: Wow, did you see that girl walk in? She's gorgeous... I think I'm gonna go talk to her.

Joe: Nah bro, she's with her boyfriend. Don't you see that guy hanging all over her?

Jim: Man, he's just hand-cuffing... See how scared he looks? He has a fauxhawk, and she probably dressed him. She needs some testosterone in her life, I'm going in.

by aspartame July 20, 2009

curving a load

This is when someone tries to curve their load around a object.

Hey I am going to curve a load around your face OK.

Curving a load

by Rbomb04 August 31, 2014